Now that is a dog who gets biz-ZAY.

The city of Washington was built on a stagnant swamp some 200 years ago, and very little has changed. It stank then, and it stinks now.

...needs more Poochie.

It's like the graphic art found on pouches of Capri Sun in the mid 90's came to life!

This headline is universal.

“Add some skateboarders, some surfers, and rollerblades.... make it hip and edgy”

This looks like one of those dumbass sinks that are impossible to wash your hands in if you have above average hands. (Donald Trump has no problem with them.)

In typical Simmons fashion, it took him 273 words, 273 words that could have been spent talking about the chemistry of the Celtics and how it’s remarkable that they even got a chance to win 15 straight at home which is really attributable to Stevens (I mean, how freakin’ good does that hire look now??? Talk about…

+20,000 words on Real World/Road Rules Challenge as a poorly conceived analogy for the NBA trade deadline

I mean, they’re allowed to have one.

Nope, those are his readers.

I don’t see “The Undefeated” on here.

Morale of the story for you ‘Muricans...

In Canada, our cops don’t shoot hundreds of unarmed black people every week, so understandably, they have a lot of free time on their hands...

You guys, I’m pretty sure the reason he got a talking to from the Mounties was because his online threat wasn’t bilingual.

If someone could leak the NFL Draft next, that’d be swell.

Orange you going to tell us who you’re talking about, Mr. Sarcasm?