She must be a fan of Peyton Manning. That’s his patented “unwanted stick in the face of a college girl” maneuver.

+1 James Franco mini-series

She's definitely not the first Jackie to be familiar with brutal head shots.

Then again PV estimates rely on the assumption you invest your money and not spend it on an army of supercars to drive to your job in queens

Tell me more about this unknown teen looking to score.

+1 middle name yell to let you know you’re in trouble

+1 lunchpail

<dinnerbell>

SMDH. When I was a kid, neighborhood play was permitted until the streetlight came on. Just let kids be kids.

“Oh yes, they definitely did.”

That’s the dumbest statement I’ve ever heard about fighting. Everyone knows that’s how you drop 40 pounds before a fight.
JEEZ.

It’s pretty easy to pack on 25 lbs in a couple of months. Hamburgers, fried chicken, orange soda.

The term is Repug. #CheapHeat

I heard a special report on this was going to be broadcast on local news radio but Rogan sabotaged the equipment

When the driver saw it go flying they probably slammed their futon the gas and got the hell outta there.

Whomever lost that couch ottoman up and at least offer to cover the damages.

This will not happen. Showing my child something from Bleacher Report is the type of evidence my ex-wife needs to regain custody.

I would argue that when a Couch causes significant damage, the culpability lies with Browns’ management.

You’ve managed to miss the joke in the email, then subsequently made the joke yourself.
“I’d rather just trade that shirt in for a fine striped Macy’s Polo (thumbs up!)“??

The aliens that assisted them had it.