Please tell me that THIS was your NBA board game .... because it ROCKED! Draining half-court shots were so satisfying.

“And you can see that every action has an opposite and equal reaction. THAT is why we plunk the fucker.”

When you read, do you just stick your face against the computer screen and mush all the words together with your eyes, or what

Yet Curt Schilling gets fired for giving a history and math lesson at the same time.

The business world can be ruff sometimes.

“Pack your things and get out, you son of a bitch!”

Steel cage? Hell, I’m thinking that huge screen in the middle of Jerry World. I fully expect Shane to go out there and do everything in his power to kill himself in front of a stadium full of people in that match.

Actually, Tomsula could be Virgil to Harbaugh’s 6 Million $ Man.

BAH GAWD KING THEY REPLENISHED OUR JR DROP SUPPLY

It’s so fucking stupid and it doesn’t suggest a whole lot of faith in “current” stars…

Didn’t hurt that he was legitimately good at playing his role, as well. I hated him, like, for real for real (I was a dumb teen. I’m also a dumb adult, so imagine how dumb of a teen I was). So seeing him get put through so much hell quenched a weird, sadistic thirst of mine.

You may not be hyped, but look on the bright side...they pretty much have to get Good Ol JR to call the match, and then we’ll have another 10 years of JR Soundbytes to overlay random awesome sports highlights.

I have to admit, in an era when there were a ton of non-wrestlers getting into the ring, Shane O’ Mac was easily the best worker. I genuinely enjoyed the hell he put himself through.

Hi, my name is Mark. Sign me up.

Zed* for execution.

It’s like Alien vs. Predator but Legionnaire’s vs. Gonnorhea.

Pending an improbable exoneration from the internal peer review, everything [Arnold] had worked for is now gone, likely never to be recovered, ever again. Recovery, if there is any, appears to be something deserved only by the Twitter critics of a freelancer whose future writing career will apparently be, like the way…

Joel Quenneville’s got your ejection right here!

Looks like Komarov found the one cheap shot Irish Americans don’t like.

Take my advice - propose to that girl that hasn't left you yet for being as into pro wrestling as you are.