I thought you had your own website for this sort of thing now, Bill.

whoops, five. fuck it.

Rio Olympics logo: six interlocked ring(worm)s

Cullen Neal has also changed his phone number, so nothing was saved

Bold move, given that it’s mid-February and he is currently in the hoosegow.

Talk about a case of the boy that cried lobo...

I actually think this was the author’s attempt to soften the original sentence, maybe at the suggestion of an editor? But holy hell does it miss the point. There are two ideas in it, one of them monstrous: 1) it’s tragic that people apparently only believe his victims deserve to recover and 2) he hopelessly and…

The vomit question makes me wonder: are there others out there like me who almost never throw up? I may have puked a half dozen times in my entire 48 years. I last threw up when I was 8, in the third grade. That's 40 years of teenager stupidity, college, grad school, marriage, divorce, etc. since I barfed. I'm not…

I once threw up undigested advil onto the floor next to my bed, went to wash my face off, and came back to the room to find my dog had eaten the vomit, including the horribly-toxic-to-her medicine. So I then had to make my dog vomit, while I continued to dry heave because I’d emptied my stomach.

I mean yeah, it would be. You’d be almost tripling what’s widely considered an unbreakable record.

And?

That’s the most absurd opinion I’ve ever heard. A 162 game hitting streak would be in the record books for all time. You would probably make the hall of fame just for that achievement.

“Jesus, thats pretty bad. Ten games”

Is arming the officials the right answer, though? Things could get really Messi.

Shane Doan’s face makes it look like the only reason he’s still playing hockey is because he’s afraid to go home to his wife and kids.

But first will you please take back Pablo?

Do LazyTown next. I always get a couple minutes DVR’d before Premier League games on Saturday mornings, its like an acid trip.

but most people don’t make such a public spectacle about not having sex

to cover for the obvious.