Hope he has good legal advice. Fortunately, he’ll get to see how Dennis Wideman’s defense against bad checks works out.

The same could be said about the entire state of Utah

“Look, your first instinct is to eat the cookies. But you don’t do that, alright? First, those things are like currency; you can easily flip a couple of cookies into a can of beans and some dental floss if you want. Gotta have floss, it’s a rope, it cleans your teeth, and can make an okay weapon in a pinch. Anyway,…

What are the odds he applied to, and was rejected by, Stanford?

They wanted to prevent them from meeting the cheerleaders so “the girls didn’t get any ideas about making money; and by ‘the girls’ in this context, we mean the cheerleaders.”

Look I know everyone wants to make this about “corporate greed” but I think Jed York is a pretty classy guy for not imposing a bunch of houseguests on Jim Tomsula.

Reaching it is not the same thing as dunking a basketball in it! When I was in 10th grade and at my athletic peak, playing high school sports and shit, I could get my fingertips on a regulation rim, and I’m 5'8" or 5'9". I emphatically could not dunk. Not even close.

His head is not level with it. That’s a trick of perspective. He can’t dunk.

True, good point, but have you considered that no, he can’t.

It is about time they fix the grammatical mistake in their name.

Like all maple leaves, they’re in the gutter by October.

What I love is that this genius pro-gun person has decided that a GRADUATE STUDENT who was shot in a parking lot must have been a gang member and the community must take personal responsibility for that. GTFOH. Your pseudo-racist bullshit is always out after every shooting. Doesn’t matter who the victim is, if it’s a…

Oops! I was cleaning my keyboard, and my trigger finger accidentally hit the dismiss button. /shrug. So a few innocent bystander comments died. Collateral damage, I guess. Whaddya gonna do?

Dammit to hell with the f’n guns. Godspeed young man. Sad thing is this is barely news in our gun loving, violence crazed country. Kid was in grad school and had his whole life ahead of him. If you want to respond to tell me “he was no angel” and “he has a record” or some nonsense, save it and don’t bother.

Blink 182 times and you’ll miss it, but he really did take off the pants of a Jacket.

Man, I can’t wait to see what the papers will come up with for headlines tomorrow morning!

I live in Chicago, where we just had 51 homicides this past January. Fifty-fucking-one! In one month! In one city! I think it’s time we gave up the “I just have my gun for protection” argument. For every one homicide that could be potentially averted by a good samaritan with a gun, how many senseless gun-related…

Fuck guns, and fuck our obsessive worship of guns. RIP Jibri Bryan, another senseless casualty of American bloodlust.

For the love of my 3000-to-1 bet i placed on them at the start of the season, I sure hope that they can actually do this. haha!

this is bad kinja...