lol about your penis.

If you think gun laws in Texas are strict, you’re smoking crack.

The price of fame. Haters gon’ hate.

Newsman: I wish he’d come back.

In fairness, this is a huge improvement from Chelsea supporters’ usual proclivity to throw bananas.

Eh I wish I had a joke about this but I don’t. Bret Hart was an idol for me growing up, perhaps the only idol I had as a child that I still adore to this day. I was just watching his WWF title defense against HBK at the 1992 Survivor Series the other night. It’s an absolute gem of a match I recommend watching if…

I got nothing clever. Get fucked.

“While I was up there, I think I felt something. You should get it checked out.”

Don't die from cleats, Argentina.

Worse than your condescension?

Counterpoint:

Are you insane? Bettman’s a far better commissioner than Roger Goddell, and infinitely better than Jim Gordon. Both of those two have let crime run rampant under their reign, while turning a blind eye to those who are their favorites.

Ignore the grays on this, you’re completely right. NFL teams make money hand over fist, when NHL teams say they’re losing money I actually believe a handful. Goodell isn’t stupid enough to keep teams with no attendance in place to save face, nor does he actively root against underserved markets because of geography.…

Read this and shut up.

a trade was fabricated to get him out of the division and into the minor leagues, they asked John Scott to tell fans not to vote for him & they asked John Scott what his 5yo daughter would think.

I think celebrities are a bit different- we’ve already gotten an engrained image of who they are, the mugshot is shock value, not heavily influencing our opinion. With this kid, had they published his mugshot, that would be our initial view of him and would color our opinion of him from then on out.

Maybe you should…

I am so sick of this “INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY!!!1!!12" garbage. This is Deadspin, not a court of law. Chris Burke is an author, not a judge or jury. Innocent until proven guilty has never and will never apply to a public forum. Just like freedom of speech doesn’t apply here. Let me guess, you think freedom of…

“. . . the only pic of him you can find to use is a screencap of him being named the Student Athlete of the Week?

False narrative. The casino industry is not the reason for the pressure; as much as anyone else, they would like legal clarity too. Absent clarity, they would be jeopardizing their gaming licenses by offering DFS. Problem is that the DFS industry proceeded without explicit legal authorization (UIGEA is not it), and…

Also, this picture is most disturbing: