While I certainly appreciate the sentiment, and find it to be a wonderful idea, I much prefer the idea of the literal reading that requires an actual chain between the DH and the pitcher. They must play the same position at all times. The DH has to be on the mound, and the pitcher has to stand in the batter's box and…

Over the last 15 years, the NL have won 8 series, and the AL 7. Are you thinking of that old ASG streak the AL had?

“I would have been way more negative about the prospect of the DH coming to the National League in my press conference last week [laughs]. I didn’t think I was that positive, so obviously I needed to be more negative.”

The power outage at Camden Yards that postponed a game was intentionally done in order to keep Cal Ripken’s streak alive after Cal refused to play the afternoon he accidentally walked in on Kevin Costner having sex with his wife.

I’ve always believed that Magic Johnson never had HIV and that it was a staged event to alter the American/World perceptions that it was a homosexual only infection and instead a world wide epidemic. For this he was handsomely paid for his services.

I could definitely be talked into that one, plus the idea that he was actually suspended during his first retirement.

I’d say “MJ got banned for gambling”, but I don’t know if that even still qualifies as a conspiracy theory.

I definitely believe the Knicks’ envelope was frozen or otherwise tampered with in the 1985 draft lottery. NOTE: I am not Bill Simmons.

Macklemore’s problem is that if you looked up sanctimonious in the dictionary, you’d see his picture.

But underneath the makeup, Iggy’s just a Wayans brother though, no?

“I’ll make the Mexicans pay for knocking down this Wall.” - D. Trump

I’ve often said the NHL is lucky hockey sells itself because they are terrible at selling it.

I thought for a minute that this was another one of those damned Kinja Co-op ads for Dollar Shave Club.

And the NHL was worried John Scott was making a mockery of the All Star Game

Is that Nickleback? Canadians = hockey, right?

The guy on the right will appreciate the Velveeta Cheese Fountain. And that’s no joke, there will be a Velveeta Cheese Fountain during the All Star Weekend.

1.) Deadlifting is one of the most compound exercises you can do. It hits plenty of muscles that are good for wrestling.

He should be strong, what with all the folks he’s been burying.

Tom and Jerry is boring, contrived, dated tripe compared to any Loony Tune. And I will fight about this. Go Pats.

Overtime solution I heard recently: Both teams get the ball at the same time from the opponent’s 20 yard line. Clock starts and the first team to score wins. 44 players on the field! Violence on both ends at all times! The inevitability of the NFL going to a Royal Rumble solution for overtime is finally here!