Got to take bad with good. They can’t all be Fennis Dembo.

I mean do you really want your determination, whether you make the Hall of Fame in football, do you want a woman to have a vote on that, who’s never played the game and doesn’t understand the intensity of the game?

Looks like this guy’s expertise in football is so strong that he’s already developed advanced CTE.

I mean, how will she even coach in heels?

“But what if she has really good footwork?”

I wonder if he would SAY IT TO HER FAAAAAAAACE?

“I’m not sexist, but...”
“I’m not racist, but...”
“I don’t mean to be rude, but...”
“Ohmygod Becky look at her, but...”

“WSJ: What has been the biggest reason for ESPN’s subscriber declines?”

This is true in my life as well, and seems to be true broadly. Reddit constantly has these bizarrely morally-superior posts about the fact that a person cut the cord and is better than all you idiot sheeple cable subscribers and has finally given the finger to Big Cable for ripping us off all these years. I always…

I guess the “Sex Sells” rule has run its course with John Clayton. Time for a fresh beef cake.

Ok, then maybe they need to do suicides before shooting free throws. Look at successful free throw shooters, see what they do. I think it was Diana Terasi would shoot them until she made 50 straight. I can’t believe big men would only shoot poorly because it took them too long to get training, which frankly would be…

Internet scammers hate this guy.

I don’t understand how any of this helps me make $40/hr working from home using Google.

What happen next will amaze you!

I Used This One Weird Trick to Know Those Stories Were Fake.

Like I'm going to listen to the opinion of someone who goes to the airport to watch a movie.

Come on Barry. You are definitely poutine the cart before the horse.

Dude it’s not non-fans voting him in. Nobody fucking cares about hockey, even as a prank, except hockey fans.

While a Coyote explains the (NHL’s) world

The NHL said that fans could vote on whoever they wanted, and then responded “LOL, NO, FUCK THAT GUY.” when they got a result they didn’t like.

Don’t change the rules mid-stream without a good cause.