At this point, I feel even Madden players could run circles around him when it comes to clock management. Granted, it’d be a two-mile run, but I’m sure they can run a circle around him.

You’re thinking about it the wrong way. Goal Seek is simply used to find an unknown variable, nothing else. It’s basic algebra, just made easy through Excel.

Ever since I learned Conditional Formatting I’ve lost 10 pounds, my hair has grown back and I’ve become a better Father. Thanks Excel!

What the hell? Is this some sort of Djok? (I’ve been waiting years for this moment... The payoff was not worth it.)

You’re right. Except that curling is not a sport. It is legit though. Canadians are too polite to bet, and no one else gives a shit.

Counterpoint: honoring a man who is a journeyman is a nice thing to do, and the NHL is being dicks about it, so fuck ‘em.

Yeah, it is the fans fault and not the NHL.

What if instead of paying Jon Chait to write, we offer him a scholarship to a university. He can only write for that university’s paper. He cannot do any free lance writing or work anywhere else.

Almost every other arena that opened in the mid 1990's has had some sort of significant updates costing between $50 million and $150 million. The Scottrade Center is pretty much the only one around 20 years that hasn’t been upgraded.

There’s no building wifi, piping and wires are exposed, lighting/paint/tile is…

Pretty cool move, but the greatest instance of Cardinals donning blue jackets this offseason is still John Lackey and Jason Heyward.

Big difference between $8M in tech upgrade and a billion dollar arena.

*Reads awful pun*

They won’t need it for a while. Busch III is still pretty new, and Scottrade Center is in good shape, and also a HUGE concert venue, which keeps the arena solvent on the 323 nights per year without hockey.

After the game, Cardinals president Bill DeWitt III said, “At first, walking onto the ice was a little odd. But it gave me a chance to know what it is like to be Tony LaRussa.”

If you don’t want people to be a dick to you, don’t go around telling people weed can treat OR cure cancer when, at best, weed may temporarily alleviate some of the symptoms of cancer. The website you’re quoting opens to a YouTube video with a pot leaf background, for shit’s sake.

“Treat” and “cure” are two different words. Can you beat our intoxicated friend on this quiz by correctly guessing why?

I believe that you do know him. Both of you obviously attended the same school.

No punctuation. Check.

“nobody knows what’s in it.” Exactly! It’s just like fuckin’ magnets!
-Shaggy 2 Dope