plummeted... from the rafters?

@TNAWhichWich is following suit and is also fantastic

Considering their bread is made from the material found in wrestling mats, the brand synergy seems appropriate.

My own personal favorite so far

Loved him in the Naked Gun!

Perfect, given that he’s how Seth MacFarlane sees the average Patriots fan.

“All you kids with the misspellings, go outside and get your tree branch,”

Outstanding, I am now a Blair Walsh fan. He made Drew cry, and he made these kids’ year.

Sadly, the Nebraska first graders’ letter writing campaign did not work so well...

You got to know when to hold it.

Dear Blair Walsh,

An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve got an eighteen year old bride who’s pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?”

So much for having a shut-down vas deferens.

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

There is one major professional sports owner I give a fuck ton of credit for what he does in the team’s community: Tampa Bay Lightning owner Jeff Vinick.

In some other parallel dimension, rich white dudes who own football teams are kind, warmhearted grandfathers who drive modest cars into hard scrabble neighborhoods to help folks pay for groceries. It isn’t the bottom line that matters, it is the health and happiness of the organization’s employees and the surrounding…

What this guy said.

Then the five hotels at which I’ve worked in four states are all exceptions. And the dozens of other managers spanning hundreds of other hotels in other states who also have done this their whole lives are exceptions too then. Maybe you should seek out better quality lodging.