This is not only the worst take of the year, but of this still young century.

In the film’s emotional climax, Kylo Ren is killed in a duel against his former best friend, Zylo Stimpy.

I don’t think I get as irrationally angry about anything as I do about clicking (un-labeled) deadcast links. The listicle was invented for a reason.

It was easily this: http://adequateman.deadspin.com/how-to-answer-…

Han in Episodes 4-7.

Shawn Kemp overuses the line “I am your father”.

a man best known for giving away his shoes on Twitter

I’m guessing because he is a fucking idiot.

More like GilBUTT ASSRenas, AMIRITE?

(I am not).

After watching this GIF, it’s easy to conclude that Rich Old Guy Performatively Dressed In Casual Wear is your typical square who went and crapped all over what could have been a cool moment with his supreme awkwardness.

I don’t know, that looks pretty good by Kobe’s standards. He hit at least one out of five there.

My SUPER Italian grandfather used to always yell at me for not calling sauce “gravy.” I got the last laugh, though—he had a heart attack and died in his sleep.

Toronto has a hockey team?

Hey

I agree that Samer is being childish and overly-literal in an attempt to score points, but this has nothing to do with “slippery slopes.”

In DC, this logic makes perfect sense. Just think of @redskinsfacts as a Super PAC for the Washington football team, and all of your accusations vanish into the wind.

Rondo shouldn’t have said that.

Not to be that guy, but I’m going to be that guy. Don’t drink and drive.

Not really a holiday “party” necessarily, but it did happen over the holidays last year.

Years ago, young, cherubic new associate was really drunk at the holiday party. He was getting a lot of crap for how he couldn’t handle his liquor which he was drinking out of nervousness. It was a merciless group of people, although all ribbing was done in good nature. I walked in on him in the bathroom staring in…