He’s a cop convicted of sex crimes against minorities, so as I understand it he probably won’t ever set foot in gen-pop (because the near-certainty that he’d be beaten and raped to death would be cruel and unusual punishment). What actually awaits him is most likely a lifetime of boredom and isolation.

A lot of their hockey ones get posted to r/hockey and are incredible reads. This might be the most raw, but there were a few other amazing ones:

If the Player’s Trib can do more things like this, I’d give it a chance.

Fuck you, Drew. I’m swamped at work and you drop this shit at the end of the day? I’m sending my unemployment requests to Deadspin.

Oh like anybody is at a Marlins game to begin with.

Olde parks had more foul territory, and balls weren't hit as hard. Maintain a constant state of cat-like readiness of you like, 110 mph is beyond your human reflexes.

Any word from Schilling? He’s pretty consistent on his hatred of safety nets.

Install netting? But none of the stadiums are built to be safety netting friendly,. Whelp, I guess we all need brand new, safety netting compliant stadiums. Sorry. We’ll need more tax money and exemptions. You know, for safety.

You’re a shitty doctor who needed daddy to pay for his schooling and ended up getting sued by his own father. Must be a real peach.

First, a little about me:
My name is Jeff Wilson, I enrolled in AUA in May of 2009 and I will be finished with clinical rotations in 1 week. I am starting an IM residency here in Brooklyn in July. I remember I had a hell of a time looking for decent living quarters when I started my IM core rotation at Interfaith in…

I’m sure I’m one of a small number, but my second favorite Sid Meier game behind the various Civ’s is SimGolf. I wish it would be updated or even a new release would happen.

That’s funny, I tell clients that mutual funds are generally the worst investment class.

You named some very large companies with solid and long histories of growth and innovation. They expanded from local markets and introduced mass manufacturing and distribution on a global scale. They developed and propagated operational innovations that were adopted by companies around the world.

Goddammit, I want to revel in the schadenfreude here.

No one should ever watch Around the Horn.

still hitting deft little up-and-unders and stroking threes

So much 1998 in this pic

Dirk isn’t playing like he’s ready to pass any torches

A poodle, eh? That’s a pretty fancy dog.

You know, maybe you’d be less exhausted about constantly having to defend your idiotic political values if you, y’know, had slightly less idiotic political values?