He deleted the original tweet, so it’s a screengrab. Take a break, Jeff. Everything’s okay.

But... the button callout is right there on the screenshot.

I think I’ve been conditioned by the media to assume that this is Derrick Rose.

I went to read the comments and this ad was there but I thought it said Sepp Blatter and I was incredibly confused.... Words are hard.

Finally! An offensive move by Roy Hibbert!

Orange is probably still their best, even though season 3 was a bit of a step back. But Master of None season 1 was fantastic and I *love* BoJack Horseman.

I think Game of Thrones has definitely had an influence, as has Walking Dead. We’re seeing more horror, and more fantasy; would Bastard Executioner have even been a thing without GoT? But you’re right that viewer fragmentation makes it harder for one show to be as imitated as those two were (or as Friends was in the…

I’ve had enough of your tongue-in-cheeks comments.

I was at the grocery store looking through the strawberries trying to find the best package with no fucked up ones at the bottom. All of a sudden this woman says..this one looks good, and hands me the plastic carton. I look up, and she was way hot, completely out of my league. She hands it to me, smiles and walks…

1. That Roomba is a total loss - nuke it from orbit.

He stole that quote like it was in the seafood section of Publix.

Your friend’s sister’s cousin’s recently single best friend on Facebook agrees too.

Fucking Sheep: Well, it’s obvious we just aren’t welcome here.

Ooh...a kitty cat!

How about, to be safe, don’t post any pictures of your kid on facebook? I’m sure your friends, and eventually your kid, will be thankful.

were reported to the police by Walmart (fucking Walmart) when they went to get the photos developed.

I think you might be onto something. What if they replaced 3-on-3 overtime with a homerun derby?

“Case closed?”

Tom, maybe you didn’t watch the video, but the Ravens were offsides. It’s a free play, and the results count only if the Rams want them to — the Rams accepted the penalty, so nothing that happened the last play actually happened. No play, no concussion. Case closed.