I know you’ve been consistently giving this show grades in the B range, but if this wasn’t an A episode, I don’t know what is.

did we just witness the world’s most discomfiting physical-therapy session in the history of American television?

That kinda gets defanged in the scene where he mentions that. He mentions that it’s culturally iffy for him, but primarily his opposition to Asher talking to her about it is that he just got his daughter to stop going on and on about it and he doesn’t want it to start again. The joke is that Asher doesn’t hear that at…

Will Abshir be a new man? Or is he grievously injured now.

No, I’m pretty sure that’s a woman he works with.

I wonder if it means he’s not an easily socializer, which would make that comment much more hurtful than if he was just choosing a style.

The comment section on Page Six are something to behold.

Medical Records of Amber Heard’s injuries, 7 witnesses, + the hospital record that Johnny Depp INJURED HIMSELF to write on the walls with his blood which he falsely blamed Amber Heard of cutting his finger.

People are hung up on the timeline because it’s clear that Mulaney was cheating and yet refuses to just admit to it.

accidents

I think odds were this was always going to be a premature birth. 

That something happens often, or is a normal part of life, doesn’t make not tragic. It’s invariably going to be a part of literally everyone’s story—but it (death) can obviously still be tragic, because it’s very often called “a tragedy.”

That statue is clearly to me meant to be a boy and girl unless at some point one of them wore a dress and had longer hair. I wouldn’t say anything but it does rather change the tenor of the statue and celebrates her as a public philanthropist and not a private mother. I also find it dicey to publicly dissect people’s…

Let’s do Harry and Meghan the courtesy of leaving them alone as they’ve asked, and focus on the more gossipy, salacious royal story: that Princess Charlene of Monaco seems to be refusing to return from South Africa after Prince Albert has been named in a paternity case for the third time in their 10 year marriage.

My rules for naming humans:

Kinja has stopped letting me reply to posts so I’ll reply to myself.

That’s nice, if true. My main point with that is that they didn’t pay tribute to anyone in the family with his name. He isn’t Archie Charles/Philip/William Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor.

The frenzy over the Royal Wedding and what the dress would look like is difficult to describe in modern terms. I was the same age as Diana, and remember walking along a high street in Toronto just before six pm on the big day, and came across a shop with television in the window. The coach was arriving, and me and a…

It’s legit terrible. No wonder that marriage was doomed.

It’s highly possible she had no clue at all what was going on...I mean, why should she?