His feet and everything else are hella fucked up. Just looking at him creeps me out.

I think it's about 75% genetics and 24.5% sunscreen and .05% wrinkle creams. Yet, I buy the snake oil too.

My cat puked in my heels too! And my dog tried to eat it.

The headline, the elephantitis, the photo, just LOL Mark Shrayber, well done.

I was a fan of the 90s super models, yet I did not know Naomi attempted a singing career. Hmmm.... I know Tyra tried that on one of her early ANTM seasons and gave the girls a motivational speech about it, too. What was the name of Tyra's big hit? I forget.

I have always sensed (through the TV no less) that Wilmer Valderrama just reeks of ICKY.

Well everyone's accutane experience is different. I never had the worst before it gets better phase, it just got better and better and better. But I had to slather aquaphor on my lips every 20 minutes or they would start bleeding. Really I had to slather aquaphor all over my face or it peeled off in sheets. Afterwards…

I'm not sure if this is shade, but I am sure that it is perfect: "Diplo is a father for the second time, continues to fight online with teenagers about Taylor Swift's butt."

This is how I feel about wrinkles and zits.

I never told my parents at all, to this day (30+ years later) and I STILL think this was a wise, additional pain-saving decision on my part. They would have made it so much worse.

Yep, that's what I got out of her convulted excuse story too. Anna went to live with her mother and so she knew nothing about it. Uh huh, sure. I watched that interview today and she's not a good liar at all. I didn't follow Honey Boo Boo so didn't have much opinion on her until today and now it's that she is guilty…

Vinho Verde with a small splach of vodka and some tropical fruit.

Any association with Kardashian is enough to make me never buy anything from them again. Just not Klassy.

Well this is disappointing for sure. I hate lazy advice that depends on "all men want... ", " all women are..." stereotypes. There is far more variation among individuals than there is between genders. And it IS insulting to say that the way to keep a man happy is to just feed him and blow him. And all women want…

I paid my dues in retail hell in the 90s and around the holidays when it got really busy, we were told regularly that we weren't allowed to leave after our 8 hour shift. We were not asked if we would be willing to work overtime, we were told that we could NOT leave. And if you dared to leave anyway, you bet your ass…

A proper Lolita shot would not include cleavage!

Same, and I'm especially appreciative of non-photoshopped bodies no matter whose body it is.

Yes, Eminen as Jesus, that was pretty entertaining.

Idris Elba sexiest man alive every year! Yes, yes, yes. They can alternate the runner-ups every year instead.

Yeah, as a fashion muse, she is everything. I need a Rihanna coffee table book.