Every time I see Kardashian krap the words "Kardashian kunts" pops into my head. I've never in my life called someone the c, I mean k, word but for some reason that's the word that follows Kardashian in my head.

I think North West is wearing fake eyelashes.

How come the women have to wear tights while the men wear pants? WTF.

She just couldn't possibly be any lovelier. Wow, girl crush big time. What a great smile.

These are leggings, not pants!

Zach Braff's attempts at humor are lame and painful, not funny. Steve Martin IS funny.

I will sit there with you. I can bring my crazy cat lady cats (plus a dog).

Ugh, yep, us childless women are big fat nothings taking up space, I guess. I'm sure his intentions were good but he failed here.

Why isn't R. Kelly being criminally prosecuted? Good question, do we know why? Is it really because no law enforcement anywhere care about young, black women? Is there no evidence that a prosecutor feels is strong enough to convict? That part of the story feels missing. As a woman, no scratch that, as a human, I would…

Also Little Miss Sunshine, another ugly outfit but what a lovely young lady, very beautiful girl.

Julia Roberts outfit is not flattering but she still looks lovely and like she's not overdoing the botox, which I always appreciate on Hollywood types. She looks far lovelier in that last photo with her expression lines showing then any Real Housewife type skin stretched tight within an inch of her life could ever…

There is none.

Everywhere. Starting at about the age of 14, I got hit on by old men (say early 20s and up... way up) at the mall, grocery store, park, beach, fast food restaurant, bus stop, DMV. They are everywhere.

The problem is usually when it's a pattern. Like if this couple breaks up and his next GF is also a teenager, hmmm. I can believe that people of disparate age / time in life can fall in non-creepy love. But if the dude (or woman) in question ONLY dates teenagers or only dates women 20 years younger and actively seeks…

Oh this last paragraph cracks me right up. So true for many sports. You have to have innate natural talent PLUS money money money to pay for equipment and training and travel. Unless you're in one of those countries where they kidnap those displaying talent at age 6, steal your childhood, and turn you into an olympic…

Aniston has at least a dozen imaginary babies by now. Seriously, she's pregnant all the damn time.

When I was 17 a friend and out were out to lunch and shopping and we were approached by a woman asking if we wanted to take a "personality test." We said sure and took us to a nearby office. I do not recall the office saying scientology anywhere on it but this was a long time ago and vodka has put holes in my memory.…

I did know about all of them. I often wonder how many aspiring actors join Scientology solely as a way to get acting jobs. I mean, come on, if you want to network and get favors within the acting industry, Scientology certainly seems like a good way to do it.

"If this is how you get a new boyfriend then I'm dating Jamie Foxx. (We crossed paths at Equinox one time.)"

This is it exactly. And I'll also add that he makes attempts on The Voice to be faux relatable or faux down to earth that made me stop watching the show. Not buying anything he's selling.