Once upon a time I went to see my English Professor during office hours and he had a big advertisement poster up on his office door that said "marital" arts classes in huge letters. I pointed out to him that I thought it was supposed to say "martial" and he was stunned that he had not noticed the error.

I think you're just wishing to be an inheritance brat, not a baby. Me too.

What a good grandma. Now that is a nice lie if ever there was one.

Michael really does seem like a sincerely nice guy. I was impressed with how well he handled all the shit that was thrown on him. So mature, that one.

I feel the same way. Yes, it was terrible. Yes, her sister's party wasn't the right place for it. But you know, she's 9. And she's terribly unhappy and sad about things in her family and they were all there. I think you call it correctly. I just wanted to hug her, poor child.

Oh my how I love this. And this: my father was, for a brief moment in US history, the youngest licensed pilot - until a girl took that from him - that girl was Betty Skelton.

She writes like a 12 year old trying to impress.

I prefer the models to the actresses or at least to the same 15 actresses that are used over and over again by everyone. What a snore. I do buy fashion mags and I have never bought one because of a celeb on the cover. Models or actress - either way, it would be nice to see variety and diversity instead of the same…

Forcing the older girl to perform with a shoulder injury (against doctor's orders from several episodes ago) just seems plain old abusive to me.

SF circa 1997 I was crossing Market Street on the walk signal around 5PM and a car plowed through a red light and into me. Miraculously didn't hit anyone but me since there were numerous people crossing, I bounced up on his hood and looked at his face through the window, he took off causing me to roll off his car in…

Cover Girl Lash Exact Waterproof. I've tried all the expensive ones from Sephora, Makeup Forever, Bare Minerals, MAC, and on and on and they've worked to varying degrees of success and then I went on a beach vacation with a friend of mine who is very fair and has naturally white eyelashes but they looked dark and…

I have oily skin and it still works great on me - no sliding. If I put it on before powder, I follow with a little powder blush (from MAC) and if I put it on after I powder, it's just good to go. I've had mine for over two years too, and I guess we're not supposed to keep it that long but I've noticed no difference in…

I had to leave the room for the Bret Micheals part. He is so oblivious to his own pathetic lameness and he refers to himself as a rock star. I both loathe him and am embarrassed for him and by him.

Well I didn't know about the Dr. Phil show, I did know about her appearance on VH1's "You're Cut Off" show. On that show, she said that her father is a plastic surgeon and that her parents tell her she's ugly and needs to lose weight / get more work done all the time. Don't know if it's true or not but she looks like…

Has she ever given one example or referrred to any specific instance of abuse? Cause she hasn't that I've heard, there's this just canned refrain of "I'm terrified, he's abusive," and it doesn't ring true to me. Yes, I've know a lot of abused women and I've been in abusive relationships and just to never say anything…

I wanted to comment on Russell Armstrong and my only comment option is to reply... for over a month now, I can only reply, not start a new thread and I am pretty sure I am not seeing all the comments.

No way. At 20, I lived completely without any financial support from anyone, worked nights and weekends for minimum wage and went to college. I had no health insurance, no car insurance, no benefits, lived in a scary apartment complex and sometimes hardly ate. I could NOT STAND entitled 20 year olds with their…

It didn't even register as nudity to me until I read the comments. It just registered as beautiful.

What kind of woman wants a man that treats his ex this way? Doesn't it just prove him to be petty, vengeful, spiteful, and vindictive... regardless of what she did. These are certainly not qualities I'd want in a man. She better hope she never pisses him off.

I was so hoping for Santino. Where's Santino?