Hey, at least it’s Dave, the superior Franco, right? It could be so much worse.

10/10 would eat Braisoned Duck

Okay so it’s no fucking Gossip Girl, I take it? I want to rewatch Dawson’s Creek but it’s not on Netflix because they’re fucking monsters.

Braison sounds like a fancy way to cook duck

You know, I feel for Kim, but that preview is icky. Like, exploitation at its finest.

The twist in your comment is oddly specific.

Liam Hemsworth has always struck me as that nice-but-dull guy from work - who everyone likes because he’s reliable and kind - who you presume spends his weekends working on his lawn and helping his kids with their craft projects.

The worst. The worst!!!

The most shocking part of this dirt bag was finding out Noah Cyrus is a woman so then I looked up the children of Billy Ray Cyrus and they all have very unfortunate names (Miley was formerly Destiny Hope, there’s a son named Braison Chance? and then Noah).

Speaking of the Hemsworths (Liam WHO???), here’s a video of Chris working out and making noises. It’s a lot.

Bobby, you really made the most of what you had to work with, so this is not a reflection on you.

Hillary Clinton sent Amber Tamblyn’s newborn baby a letter.

Well, if you are going to do couple’s tattoos, I think they did it right. They each did their own thing, they just did it together. The only thing that ties them together is the memories.

I was able to translate the tattoo:

Those tattoos sound hella stupid.

Well, when my sister’s marriage was circling the drain and she and her husband were still in deep denial, they decided to have another baby. One nasty divorce later and she’s wishing they weren’t quite so “bonded.” So... there are things more permanent than a tattoo, just sayin.

They do not, at all, disqualify him.

When my ex went through a bitter break up he called me and tearfully said that he felt like he was living in The Truman Show and that he was Jim Carey and I was the cute brunette girl he always wanted to be with but couldn’t.

Nooooooo. Jen. Seriously. You are better than this. This motherfucker cheated on you and blew up your life. There were teams! I remember! It was all fucked up!

“I just think that life is really complex, and it just works its way, and it’s impossible to unravel all that time; it’s impossible to think about that,” he says.