1) Keanu seems like one of the few actors who’s not self-important and full of shit. He also donated a lot of what he earned in the Matrix movies to the crew, saying no one needs that much money. Dude’s got eternal points with me.

Bite your tongue! He’s the best one.

He’s spoken about suffering through depression, so if this interview is any indication of where he’s at now, good for him.

I didn’t even know that I had such a deep crush on Keanu Reeves until I read that interview. Now I’m off to put my first name with his last name all over my notebook!

Two things: 1) Why is Keanu so worried about aging since he’s obviously a vampire? 2) 52 year old, long haired Keanu is HOT

You will never be able to convince me that Keanu Reeves is not the saddest man in the whole world.

I fucking love Keanu Reeves.

Oprah is also pleased to give us Dr Phil and Dr Oz quackery. Who the fuck knows what money did to her.

...and to be quiet or to be depressed or to blame me is not productive, so that’s what I would say about that.

Here’s some perspective on Susan Sarandon’s recent tweets regarding her sexuality:

It sucks that people can coerce women into retracting these allegations and having to say shit like “I just wanted a free trip to Chicago” for the rest of their lives.

I still don’t think the video had anything to do with it. I mean c’mon...Donald Trump had a dozen women accusing him of sexual assault. It was all because he didn’t agree with Trump’s stance on immigration. Republicans have always been split on illegal immigrants because they love cheap under-the-table workers that…

It’s funny she phrased her sexual orientation’s up for grabs, because so are our pussies now, courtesy partially of all the third party voters.

My god, this woman! I am glad nothing in her little privileged world has been disturbed while undocumented immigrants all over the country are being wrenched from their families and valid visa holders are being refused entry.

F*ck off Susan. Your cute little dog is the only thing you’ve got going right now.

And just wait until she finds her Rob Thomas. Car wash waiting rooms will never be the same.

Both, probably. Everyone involved should be criticized.

Carlos Santana has spent the last 20+ years making tasteful, expensively produced, profoundly boring music for people who don’t really like music but enjoy shopping and wine. In Adele, he recognizes a kindred spirit.

Might there be a rectal thermometer in every seat?

But on the flip side if he was in a self driving car he could have died and been delivered to his destination safely?