Assuming one policeman per one or two people, that doesn’t sound outrageous.

or describing his crew as “smelling like marijuana”

Sending 15 cops to meet them at the gate prob

GQ’s executive editor doesn’t even know for sure

“This seems like a wise moment to address a sneaking suspicion that I batted away at first—inconceivable, given the physical specimen in front of me—until it became unavoidable: By most definitions, Tom Hiddleston is…uncool.”

I think she doesn’t get credit for it because.....I don’t know......young, black, Barbadian, but Rihanna is right up there with Marlene Dietrich when it comes to excellent face, glamour, and style. She’s beautiful but also she has the panache to pull off literally anything. I still think about that Met Ball dress from…

Why is her steak on his fork?

Tom is that good-looking guy that you can’t believe is single. And halfway through the first date you realize that there are many valid reasons that no one wants to date him.

so i think he looks hotter when dressed as Loki than he does in real life. am i crazy?

I agree with you in general but I think the caveat is that if they can decimate her like this, go for it.

J.K. Rowling isn’t fucking around.

Lena Dunham invoked Mother Feminism to defend Taylor Swift’s dating choices.

I thought the million hastags trend was solely for normals on Instagram who make their profiles public, hastag the shit out their posts with anything that might be even remotely related to show up on searches and get likes from strangers. Or for children who think the more hashtags the cooler. But I guess even famous…

I don’t know what all the “getting ready” and focus is about. It’s VEGAS, Honey. Your audience will be so lit they will happily watch you lip sync.

I know it’s pointless, but I just can’t get past the open narcissism. Where is the moment when you say to yourself, “Well, taking a pic of my underboob and slim waist is incredibly obvious, and I don’t want to be that obvious about my vanity and neediness, so I won’t”?

False comparison. Did your job require you to be a singer/dancer/entertainer performing in front of thousands of people, engulfed in drugs and smoke?

When can we be done with the 8 million hashtags for every single post? It’s too much. Also, can people please at least capitalize every new word to make them at least readable? I totally read the jlovegas2017 one as ILoveGas2017 at first. Which makes the FeelsGoodTho below it even funnier.

She may end up on mandated bed rest. If that happens, I still think she should do the gig; maybe she can go all conceptual-Bjork and do it while floating in a plexiglass water tank.

I mean she was announced as a performer a month ago (jesus time is moving slowly in 2017) so it can be assumed she knew she was pregnant when she agreed to do this. I’m just hoping she still rocks a sparkly leotard.