If we just stopped giving a shit when people procreate, this wouldn’t happen.

If she’s pregnant, whoever’s tasked with carrying her around will be carrying two babies instead of one. Think about it.

But anarchists? Okay now?

in addition to its restrictions on Asian immigrants, the act also excluded “convicted criminals, chronic alcoholics, and people with contagious diseases, but also people with epilepsy, anarchists, most people who couldn’t read,” and anyone deemed likely to “become a public charge.”

The race to the bottom continues. Come move to the west coast everyone. It’s great, we have weed and tacos.

Hey! I heard that Trump is so, so excited to meet this Fred Douglass guy who is doing just great work, fantastic work. Can’t wait to meet him. The staff having some trouble getting in touch, maybe Ben can help with that.

Fun fact: In the United States there have been more armed attacks by right-wing extremists in the 15 years since 9/11 than there have been by Muslims.

She’s just conceited. Famous, wealthy people tend to think they’re extra important than us peasants.

There is zero evidence of her being a shapeshifting reptilian, and nobody with a sound mind seriously entertains that thought.

If it had been styled by Kanye, there would have been walls of flowers. WALLS!

i always assumed Beyonce carried Blue Ivy until she made that documentary where she was like OH BY THE WAY IM PREGNANT STOP SAYING IM NOT PREGNANT and then I got really suspicious???

This whole shoot is just so very...extra? I’d expect nothing less of Beyoncé, of course, and she should do what she likes. But it all just seems so strange—how very odd to be her and live that kind of life and to do weird things like this photoshoot.

Did Kanye style this photo shoot? Is it some kind of meaningful art that we peasants cannot comprehend?

OH SHIT!

BEYTWICE.

Also: he talks about Fredrick Fucking Douglass the way you would talk about the teenaged manager at the Quik-E-Mart. “Oh yea, Jonathan is doing an amazing job. Really great. Always makes sure the Slurpee machine gets refilled. Really excellent.”

The Jackson 5. BOOM!

Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job....

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.