This is goals? It’s an homage to silly putty.

There’s also a rumor flying around that the Rodgerses (ugh) are hard line Christians and took issue with the fact that Munn is of Asian descent. So very Christian of them if true.

I have a close friend who chose his husband over his homophobic Trump voting batshit family. Unfortunately, he’s not a quarterback for an NFL team so he’s not getting any press.

This is sort of how I see it, closetcase or not.

Appearances are often deceiving but Aaron Rogers does seem like a good, shy dude . So it makes sense that he’d take comfortable domesticity with his significant other over a batshit crazy family drama.

Found it

Trying to find it. In the mean time, feast your eyes on this:

BUT THE EMAILS!

Reminded me of that kid of one of his staffers that went IT’S POTUS!!!

Don’t be silly.

Trump children don’t play on playgrounds, they compete in the stock market in their spare time, and he with the most winnings gains a few moments to chat about business prospects and a small business start-up loan from the patriarch as a prize.

But Selena didn’t post that pic above? Showing the guy taking the photo in the mirror comes off as creepy.

She will show young girls how to whore themselves out to a rich dude, and how to apply makeup with a paint roller and trowel.... also, how to give Michelle Obama speeches.

Melania Trump becoming FLOTUS after the glorious being that was Michelle Obama is making me want to vomit. What is this fluff ball going to do for children, for women, for girls? NOT A GD THING, I PROMISE YOU.

Pretty sure that people with learning disabilities still understand that it’s wrong, and also illegal, to murder people. There’s no evidence that she’s so profoundly disabled that she doesn’t comprehend what death and murder are.

You know every time I hear the name Suki Waterhouse, I picture Anna Paquin. Which leads to mental images of naked Alexander Skarsgard. Which also leads to drinking before noon.

I love the little Russian pin on Trump’s lapel. It’s the little touches that make these sketches great.

Hello! It’s me, Steve Harvey. I do government now. Will this bode well for our country?

My parents spanked me, and look how my life turned out; I’m commenting from the grays at Jezebel. Parents, never spank your kids.