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Wait, this Michael Cera?

That’s interesting because I’m also totally cool with being friends with my girlfriend’s exes as long as they don’t contact me or her or look at me or her or exist on Earth.

The idea of Aubrey Plaza marrying anyone is just weird. I always figured she was too cool for that shit.

i’m fine being pals with all of my wife’s exes...as long as i am better looking and more endowed than them.

the last 25 minutes of whiplash were so good that i trust the reviews of this implicitly

We’re all ashamed Bush is from America! I’m glad they said it.

OMG can you imagine Trump after a few beers? At a bar surrounded by people who think like him? Being louder, ruder and more incoherent than usual? Grabbing the servers? You just made me think of this whole hellish scenario.

The whole “I wanna vote for a guy I can have a beer with!” faction of the United States, that Republicans have been courting for decades, will ruin us all.

Remember, it’s only unpatriotic if the right says it is. And black and female presidents are not due any respect.

i like beyonce (have forever, saw destiny’s child in concert three times as a kid) but is anyone else totally exhausted by stan culture? the internet acting like she is the greatest thing in the history of the world and completely above reproach tires me out(the amount of ‘woke’ people i saw defending her for that

I forgot what a big deal it was for the Chicks to slag W. back in the day, just how huge and hysterical the backlash was. Ironic, since this is the same crowd who currently lament how political correctness is ruining free speech and society.

Seriously - could he not wait?!?!?! 11 fucking days?! Also, new RULE! We go back to stone age, no emails! Pigeons only.

This is some serious “We are setting up the dramatic season finale” type of shit.

She didn’t take a good picture, thats it.

“It’s so funny that people are getting pregnant and married—or having crazy drama—but my drama is ballerinas being upset at me!”

Appropriation?!

Naomi’s beautiful shade.

Melanie Field, Brendan Scannell and Jasmine Mathews, according to the THR article. Kind of a big thing to leave out of this, but then again proofreading has never been a priority of Gawker Media.

...did I miss something? Who are Mathews, Scannell, and Field?