Exactly. He takes this personally.

Right? That was the most fucked up part in that screed.

Did Crooked Hillary help disgusting (check out sex tape and past) Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could use her in the debate?

See, and here I was thinking someone else had to have tweeted it because I refuse to believe Donald Trump knows the words “paragon” or “virtue.”

my worst Miss U.

Maybe that’s the only time he can get his phone back from his aides? Serious question: how much of his constant attacks on Machado are a heavy handed attempt to frighten other women who have also been mistreated by him from going public?

And wasn’t trying to be a professor/UN spokesperson.

Hot take from my mom: “You only hire Olivia Pope if you have something to hide.”

Fucking JNCOs again?

Definitely overkill-makes me wonder what she’s hiding. She was really open with her “wildness” when she was young so why on earth is she hiring a crisis management consultant for a divorce? What skeletons does she have that need to be managed?

Don’t you dare try and bring JNCOs back, Ariana. They’re not exactly new - or, you know, stylish.

Some folks have brought up the idea that Miss Universe is strictly about looks and it’s in her contract not to gain weight in the year she’s crowned and so it’s like dishonoring every other contract, etc.

That America is being taken down by a combination of celebrity worship and petulant whiteness is a pretty good argument in favor of a god who loves ironic punishments.

No one’s as irrationally confident in their looks as fat white dudes. Like, they’re always the loudest critics of other people’s looks, particularly women’s.

christ, how i hate the double chin standard.

The day that I can read the news without having to come across the name Donald Trump will be one of the happiest days of my life.

You cared enough to comment over your disdain.

Lol, I give enough of a shit to click on the article

Is it just me or is she seriously channeling the Queen here?