Don’t have kids. Problem solved. Just don’t ask us to subsidize birth control, you slut.

Sincerely,
The G.O.P.

 Newest Calvin Harris track End to the Drama coming to earbuds near you

The Tom Hiddleston Interview photos look like the theme was “BDSM Hitler Youth”.

What I make isn’t about me. It’s about sharing my story; it’s about someone being connected to what I’m saying

I don’t think Mariah knows her.

A prank is when I moved my friend’s car in high school so she thought it was stolen. (Yes, I let her in on the joke after a few seconds.)

I hope Kim fucking destroys this sex offender.

When this asshole escalates and sexually assaults someone he’s going to cite the “I was only joking” precedent. Shut this guy down. Now. It’s not clever or funny in the least.

I have literally no thoughts on Miley/Mariah, but is anyone else infuriated watching Blake Shelton complain that Miley talks too much? It really seems like she says three sentences before he starts complaining that she never shuts up. Crazy-making.

Miley, please.

she wants to press charges.

So, he’s sexually assaulted several people in public, with many witnesses present. How is this asshole not in jail?

Please. Mimi would eat that little bitch for breakfast and would still have time for a slice of Ariana Grande as dessert.

“Prankster” more like sexually harassing asshole!

I know I rag on Kim, but I’m glad she’s going to press charges. This guy has some serious issues - and not just because he kissed her ass.

Because making makeup friendly and accessible to normal women is totally “horrible and pathetic”.

I think the biggest reason why the bloggers are so widely watched is they actually show what normal women can do with beauty products. I’m 30, and never really wore a lot of makeup until the last couple of years because I never knew how to use the makeup correctly. I’ve went from wearing a single shade on my lid…

Vogue.com’s chief critic Sarah Mower turned a nose up, stating, “The professional blogger bit, with the added aggression of the street photographer swarm who attend them, is horrible, but most of all, pathetic for these girls.

You guys ever see that X-files where the dude can speak to someone and essentially narrate to them whatever they want to happen, like, “your arteries are clogging and getting tighter, your breathing is becoming restricted, you’re having a heart attack” and then he does?

That’s pretty amazing coming from a guy who had a very public, very nasty divorce due to adultery while he was mayor of New York City. The gall of these men...