So many people have devoted 25+ years of their lives to obtaining a PhD, academic research, and writing to teach at a world renowned university. If Angelina Jolie was teaching my class I would want my money back.

Why does Tom look like a thirty-something man who still lives at home with his aging billionaire mother?

I propose a trade! You guys can have the bigoted orangutan, we’ll take the handsome, progressive yoga enthusiast.

Will happily send Trump your way!

I can’t believe Kim hastagged herself 7 times in her post. This woman is exhausting.

Ugh, Adele should not have to ever sing at anyone’s wedding.

It’s going to be depressing when the repo men come for that chicken.

maybe boning down with some female guards

North West is cute as shit. Say what you want about Kim or Kanye, but their progeny are cute as all get out.

I generally hate speculation, and you’re probably not right (because, hey, any number of things might have happened), but I do like this account in that it acknowledges that all involved are humans and flawed and there may not be a clear villain. Your account is the only one I’ve read that feels ... humane?

Fun with Speculation Day 3. Best guess: The marriage was already over from Jolie’s perspective--this much had either been discussed or indicated. The entire family boarded a trans-Atlantic flight despite simmering hostilities between Pitt and Jolie. My guess would be that she probably made it clear that she didn’t…

You can’t be super supportive of equal treatment of women while married to a man? Hrm, I learn something new every day...

People will say a lot of dumb shit about Angelina, but one thing that is absolutely inarguable is that she loves her children and will do whatever she has to for them. No matter how this drags on in the press, she should have everyone’s utmost respect for protecting her children--because of her, those kids will have…

Yep, basically a rite of passage for those with drunk dads

Scary how money, looks and fame are no protection against domestic violence. I have friends who stood up for their mom to their abusive dads and yeah, they were about Maddox’s age when it started. And yes, it typically did not end with dad going “oh I see your point, thanks.” Dammit Brad be better than this.

The one who was sexually involved with a 15 year old girl

I don’t understand these drunken rage-fests. All I have are drunken sleep-fests.

Anthony Weiner might be going to prison. Brad Pitt will be fine. I think the answer is obvious.

My step-father never got more angry than when I would step up to defend my Mom, so this rang true for me. I don’t think he ever would have hit her, but he nearly hit me on a few occasions when I’d tell him to stop talking to her that way. So this all rings super true to me.