Maybe he did not know that the virus cannot be transmitted to the sophisticated, educated and famous crowd.

That only works if the orchestra and/or cutting the mics has any effect on the person. When Elaine Stritch finally won a Tony for her one-woman show after about 112 years on Broadway, IIRC she started her speech by telling the conductor to not even bother. She goes through her allotted time, and the orchestra starts.…

This is why they need to replace playoff music with a guy with a paintball gun. Once that countdown clock hits zero, he starts firing. You can continue talking for as long as you want after that, but that shit hurts.

Yes, fine, you won’t die from COVID if you’re vaccinated

Seriously. We haven’t earned events lifestyle back yet. All the vaccine got us was, at best, a closer to normal day to day routine.

Yeah if you make a rule and decide you’re not going to enforce it you have to accept the fact that the occasional person is just going to ignore it and do whatever they want.

Awful bold of you guys to presume I give a shit about what happens at award shows

In which case when Rogen got there he should have just nope’d out and called it a night.  Bitching about it while continuing to participate was disingenuous.

“Damned fine burger”

Also, what the fuck does this even mean:

Welp, we’ve always wondered what chicken fingers are made of...

/

Straight out of Bob’s Burgers.

Missed opportunity for the coroner to hold a press conference where he screams "IT'S not MADE OF PEOPLE! DAIRY QUEEN IS not MADE OF PEOPLE!"

“Um, keep the change.”

Real talk: Why would he need to confirm they weren’t made of human flesh...unless they WERE?

OT and just musing. I understand when women object to being called a “female” as a noun. As if, that’s the basis of what you are. I can see why that’s objectionable. As a noun, I get it.

All of this just seems so on brand for Perry. Her songs, her persona, they all suggest someone who doesn’t care about boundaries or think they apply to her. I was just reading the lyrics to “Ur So Gay” (ugh), and they’re really suggestive of someone who thinks that if you’re not on board with her version of sexuality…

Sounds like every girl in a nightclub ever. MAN women are really gonna hate their new MeToo rules once they realize they also apply to them.

Someone should ask that girl that she kissed if she liked it, too.