Wait what is this last one and why is it terrible.

If you wanted to go to law school with a kid, you should have been born a man like God intended.

I read it as “we have a lot of things, a lot of Brexit, Devin Nunes had a press conference, 306, I got 306, Devin Nunes had a press conference, Devin Nunes had a press conference, I tweeted that, Devin Nunes had a press conference.”

reading this you can also map out Trump’s speech patterns

“Just fuck me up, fam.”

Should have stopped after paragraph 1. He’s sharing a personal story related to healthcare. Please explain how a discussion about immigration, which is being constantly litigated elsewhere, would have enhanced this article.

Terrence has put a higher value on health care than making sure his strawberries are picked by naturalized citizens. People who voted for Trump obviously care more about illegal immigrants than their own health care or they wouldn’t have voted for him.

Because this is a real concern, and hypothetical Trump voters aren’t actually losing their jobs to immigrants. They’re losing their jobs to automation and to industries moving overseas.

how does it seem that he is arguing that this issue is more important than others? And more important - disability and illness happens to literally every human being at some point. So is this really only about his brother?

There may have been something in the leaks that mentioned microwave radiation, and that’s where this idea came from, but I guarantee she is talking about the appliance.

Trotting out the military as props is like Politics 101. Their families are inherently sympathetic, and Soldiers get virtually no say in what they are told to do (if someone tells them to go stand next to the President and have him pin on an award, that’s what they do). Plus politicians can funnel all sorts of money…

A confused Carlos Martinez sets up a mirror and begins masturbating.

Ah, the hypocrisy is thick. Remember when he went after the Khan family and accused HRC of using them as a political prop? Fun times, man. Fun times.

So how long until the draft comes back?

How you gonna go on Ricki Lake (?), sit next to a woman in gingham pajamas that you already know hates you, and then have the nerve to wear an unfastened wig instead of battle ready cornrows? She brought this on herself.

Do you even hop hop? There are no high horses here. Sorry, that rational is applicable to plenty of situations, but ignoring the track or playing coy would be absolutely, categorically absurd in a rap battle. When you’re a rapper, and another rapper with juice in your city and/or with a national platform calls you…

I sort of still cannot believe Remy went there. As someone said earlier: “Remy shot her friend over an amount of money that was less than a quality weave installation..”

God, remember back when we all thought she was just the battiest goddamned thing to ever come out of politics, and how it was amazing someone that unprepared for office was anywhere even near the presidency?

That’s his legacy. Nothing he did before (certainly not McCain-Feingold) or since is ultimately going to matter, but THAT choice has to be brought up every time we talk about his impact on GOP politics.