I'm confused how Katie Perry is only turning 30? I remember she was a year older than me and now she's younger?

Babies = damage control. I'll pray for the baby.

I want to splice together all of her responses and put them into a gif to deploy at trolls.

Too many talk shows bring back All My Children with Susan Lucci.

"Why am i wearing a sheer shirt?"

Real Talk if the show was just Whoopie and Rosie (perez) WE WOULD ALL WATCH THAT

"Like, Mom, babies shouldn't wear leather pants! THEY CHAFE!"

9, actually. They forgot to count Bruce.

He's Not Black Enough: His dad went to Dartmouth, his middle name is Carrington, and he not only married a blonde named Ashton but divorced her after two years.

It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.

— Nigel Tufnel

Yeah, I was historically kind of "meh" about her. (Still think Affleck is a douche and don't get that relationship.) But lately with her "so what, my stomach isn't concave—I fucking gave birth three times" and now this... consider me on board, Jen!

THAT is not Renee Zellweger. THIS is Renee Zellweger

Ryan O'Neal is notoriously one of the most vile and despicable people in Hollywood. Think about that for a second. A town that still celebrates Polanski and Allen. It is unbelievable to me how much he got and continues to get away with b/c of his looks and Fawcett nostalgia.

Reading is straightforward: you see a flaw, something the enemy is trying to hide or is insecure about, and point it out. Shade is subtle: you see the same flaw, and point it out without pointing it out. You can't shade if you can't read.

My boyfriend's mother is a sweet little lady who can throw shade that lasts for weeks at a time. The first time I met her (about ten years ago), she needed to be reminded of my name twice. Then she sighed and made a sad little aside to me about how it's such a shame her son's attention span is so short when it comes…

Mariah is the Queen. I do like Whitney's straightforward communication style though.

I wish I could claim my favorite 'shade' moment of all time, but alas... Friends A & B hated each other. Friend A (who I admit was extremely obnoxious) received a Mercedes as a gift from her father and was extraordinarily proud of it. Friend B knew it was a Mercedes but her first comment to A about it was: "I love…

"I rebuke it." Yes. I'm adopting that turn of phrase.

The Case: Rich Juzwiak's January, 2013 article about the origins of shade.

Shade GIF party!