"Well what I would really like is a bunch of little niggers to wear long-sleeve white shirts, black shorts and black bow ties, you know in the Shirley Temple days, they used to tap dance around," Jackson alleges Deen told her. "Now, that would be a true Southern wedding wouldn't it? But we can't do that because…

True story: There was an empty bottle of cognac in the sanitary napkin bin at the Minnesota State Fair.

So Mariah's crew go into bathrooms whose air contains stuff like poop particles thrown up from flushing toilets, dump out the gingerale and replace it with wine. Gotta vomit.

"[Her] assistants have to carry backpacks filled with wine so that if Mariah's can ever needs a refill, they can go to a nearby bathroom and fill it up for her." Also: "When she had people over, she'd have people on her staff follow her with a portable speaker, playing music — so she could make an entrance with a…

SODA CAN WINE FOREVER

"Joseph Clancy" sounds both fictional and perfect for this job.

Yeah, she definitely has other options. And frankly, if her town is as racist as she says, she should not be raising any children of any race there.

Nope. I AM mixed-race and I agree the clinic fucked up and should be held accountable. People want babies of their own race for many different reasons, from "I'm a racist asshole" to "I want a child who looks like me so I don't have to answer stupid questions all the time" to "I live in a close-minded community and a…

"I guess it begs the question: are racists inherently unfit parents of mixed-race children?"

Somebody's got to think of the welfare of the child. And it's not with a mother who comes right and out and basically says, "She's not what I wanted and I can't guarantee I, my family, or my community, won't be racist towards her and I have no intention of trying to ensure that doesn't happen, now give me money for…

Thank you. Just drop the pretense and put the kid up for adoption.

"Cramblett goes on to say that she doesn't know much about black people and it's a lot to learn; in addition, her small Ohio home of Uniontown is "too racially intolerant."

I'm sorry, this lady sucks donkey guts. Good reminder though that minorities of one kind can hate minorities of another. Wrongful birth for getting the wrong hue on your healthy fucking baby? Ahhh I need to adopt that baby girl right now.

Forget it, she's a racist from a family of racists. The kid needs to be taken into protective custody.

Jas and Ness Rose... Amber Rose... Peter Rose-nberg... all connected, you see? WAKE UP AMERICA.

"or that she and Rihanna emerged from the same Def Jam R&B-pop machine in 2005."

Agreed. I'm finding myself really liking her lately, and it's like I don't even know who I am any more.

It would explain why Matt Damon was so drunk.

This is a good comment. But I'm a nerd so I'll ruin it.

Without a doubt the biggest assholes I know IRL are also the ones overcompensating on FB all, "If you're about the negativity and drama I have no time for you! I've been blessed and sanctified and my life is going great places lately! I'm committed to positivity in every way! Haters to the left! #soblessed…