The Sarah Hyland item is so scary. When an employee at a rehab center calls and tells you to get a restraining order, there must have been some seriously fucked shit happening. I hope she stays safe.

STOP TRYING TO MAKE RITA ORA HAPPEN.

Meh. Needs a third boob.

Pretty Woman.

Fucking women right in the pussy

Floyd Mayweather has a TV show?

"the commission wasn't to happy"

Looks like weed to me.

I think she'd be good at that. I almost feel like if you write her a nice enough letter that she might.

At a listening party held in her Los Angeles home, Taylor Swift baked pumpkin chocolate chip cookies for her fans and let them hold her cat.

Surgery aside, let's see if you're the person you used to be almost 40 years from now. :)

Norwegians leave their babies outside the restaurant while eating.

They would NEVER let a good divorce story line go to waste!

Bruce just wants to leave the show.

Sims, the bastion of good parenting.

This lady:

I was working as a cocktail waitress at a place that also served dinner, and I had a table of about a dozen people one night who were going to dine and then stay for the show. At the beginning of dinner the woman who appeared to be the coordinator waved at me and said they'd be paying with a company credit card, and…

The stupid lasagna just keep adding more layers.

This sort of thing is how children fall into hyena pits at zoos.

god i will always see black leather gloves and assume they are murder gloves. THANKS OJ/EVERY MURDERER ON TV!!!!