If Oprah is the Eye of Sauron, does that mean Lindsay is Gollum? And Vodka is her "Precious"?

Me too. I never found her particularly amusing, probably because I went to college with a bunch of Shailenes.

I think she at least educated one person on the planet. (That would be me in this case). I never even thought about forced reproduction on plantations. [Yes, the dumb... it burns with this one] So, if one of her points was to educate the uneducated, she succeeded. Admittedly it was in the arena of humor, but this…

Did he also do her pockmarks?

Know buddy nos the truble she's seen...

Re Naya Rivera: If by somebody you mean Lea Michelle.

Why doesn't your dad just write this column?

So did she just implicate him in another crime? Are they filing the proper W-9 forms?

Donald T. said her oral skills are, "GRRRREAT!!"

Clicked to see the comments, not the video. Was worth it, would do it again. 10/10

The best part of the interview is when Barabara Walters asks if "silly rabbit" was his name for her, only to have her answer that it was what she called herself. If Barbara Walters didn't realize she was nuts before that she certainly knew it then.

Yes, please. And might as well invite Matt Damon along to play the perplexed straight man.

It was the right-hand arm man!

Magic Johnson's Fake AIDS would disagree

Silly Rabbit, Tricks always pay off the books

Silly Rabbit, tricks are for kids. (I'm calling her a whore).

Kate and I are built in very similar ways. (Except not because I'm obviously not a SI model.) it's annoying to be all boobs and no ass/hips/waist. I'm not feeling sorry for her (or myself) but I think she was joking. She obviously knows she has no ass.

Dude, it's better than when I had to see Coco's butt every day. I say let it ride.

James Franco looks basic as fuck. I still wanna see his penis tho...

James Franco Teases With a (Quickly Deleted) Instagram In Which He Covers His Junk But Attempts to Satisfy With a Little Muffin-Top/Hipbone Action