I want to thank Jezebel's writers for watching and posting about this show and Lindsay so I didn't have to.

There are people in the world shocked by this and/or even invested in this?

She was a lot like those TMZ folks once.

That may not be the entertainment we need, but it is the entertainment we deserve.

She looks like she's giving birth and it's boring her.

Remember what happened to this Christina?

LOL! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

What is with people these days?! It's like BigotPalooza.

I have no idea, just a theory (though I have heard a couple of rumors but don't know what they are worth) but, considering she did S&M porn before hitting it big in Hollywood, has no discernible acting talent, really isn't that attractive when compared to the bevy of beautiful women in Hollywood trying to make it, I…

Cameron Diaz sucks even harder. The only explanation for her success is that she let every producer and director in Hollywood stick it in her ass.

Not enough money in the entire fucking universe. Neil deGrasse Tyson could find a giant supernova made of money in his ship of the imagination and it would not come close to it.

Same. These questions aren't that bad. I haven't taken math in ... a decade? and these were all pretty easy to answer.

Yup, she is on my irrational hate list, and i don't even watch Glee!

There was also a blind that said she and Monteith were faking their relationship for publicity and they were planning on "ending it" soon, and when he died she got caught between a rock and a hard place.

Am I alone in my unfounded distaste for Lea Michelle? Something about her just—peeves me.

Is there room in the handbasket for one more?

The last time I flew internationally, I ponied up extra cash to sit in Economy Plus or whatever the hell it's called on British Airways, and this was A BIG DEAL for me, financially. Like, it's just an extra six inches of space, and upgraded travel bag, and upgraded food service, and I spent precious bucks on it. And I…

I stand by my theory that the more people talk about their sexy times, the less they're actually having them. Ergo, Chrissy Teigen, just hush now, honey.

WTF is wrong with you?

It's a homemade soup made of energy drinks and a heaping cup of stupid.