SHALIMAR. The perfume that your office receptionist is wearing is Shalimar. On one or two people, it smells like a strong, pleasant oriental fragrance. On the rest of humanity, it smells like death, baby powder, headaches, and funeral home.

Oh totally. I think she was hoping for a big payday when the book deal came out.

I'm glad that's happening to her. She had the chance to testify about his crazy character during the trial and didn't and now he's free, so . . . oh well.

I HATE HATE HATE the phrase "sending love and light." How does one send light? This is how I imagine it:

Swear to god I thought Mariska's hashtag said homeslice. And just I accepted it, of course she and the veep are homeslices.

please, PLEASE can't we stop with the "love and light"?! What does it even mean? It makes me a lil rage-y whenever I hear it

I've heard these are an "healthy" alternative

My cousin Claire is essentially a brunette version of Gwyneth Paltrow, right down to the fat-shaming, macrobiotic monomania and $200 cashmere socks. She gives out mini boxes of All-Bran cereal to trick-or-treaters in her fabulously wealthy Toronto neighbourhood, I shit you not.

Psst, hey fat kids: you didn't hear it from me, but I hear shaving cream sprayed on car paint can really leave a permanent message, if you know what I mean. Also, did you know your local butcher will sell you all sorts of delightful organ meats in bulk? Maybe you have a local neighbor you'd like to share this fun…

Secret Squirrel Kanye is a one pathetic attempt at a conundrum - pretending to be militant to incite the ire of white folks while desperately courting their approval.

I'm honestly convinced Kanye West has some sort of mental disability. And clearly, is still bitter that Obama called him a jackass (which he's done nothing to convince anyone otherwise).

"...the ultimate goal of all of these programs is to get you back on your feet and working again."
No they're not, they're meant to develop dependency leading to serfdom.

"When asked about his plans for the wedding, Kanye responded, "Two words: fighter jets.""

Obvs, Wendy Williams is saying going to a Kardashian event would be beneath Beyonce. I wouldn't go either if I were Beyonce. After Kim changed her hair, I got a Single White Female vibe. I'd be afraid to go.

In my opinion, she looks more like her father (Don Johnson, of "Miami Vice" fame).

I feel like being part of 50 Shades is career suicide. I have no idea why they agreed to do it in the first place unless it's actually going to be a satire, then i can sort of understand.

Or rather, "Adrian Peterson's Son who Adrian Didn't Know He Had Since He Hooks Up with Sketchy Women All the Time and His Wiki Profile States He has 'At Least' Two Kids" has died.

Did Peterson even know or care about his son? Seems to me he's a deadbeat who could care less about his child.

Sperm donor's son has died.

These were all of my thoughts.