The women writers leave for a day and already the men of this site can’t stop talking about their dicks.

God, can we just all take a moment to appreciate what a glorious movie Soapdish is?

It has arguably one of the greatest casts ever assembled, happily vamping it up for the better part of two hours.

I saw it as a way of saying, “Sure, let’s investigate this whole thing - because what’s going to come out is all the illegal activity Trump’s engaged in that prompted a wiretap in the first place.”

I read Graham’s statements more as an indictment of Trump’s corruption, as in “if the evidence was so blatant that a judge was willing to grant them a warrant, this guy must be doing some pretty shady shit.”

Not for me. If anything the workforce has only pushed me to the left. That will happen when you realize your CEO is incompetent, but still makes 400x as much money as you do because he has nice hair.

May I celebrate for a moment?? My artwork showed up in the background of a New Yorker cartoon this week!!!! No big deal...just the culmination of a lifelong dream and the coolest thing ever. Ever ever.

Oh, hey — for anybody who hadn’t heard yet, that guy from Utah who was profiled in Big-Time Small-Time Dicks yesterday ended up resigning before the day was over.

You changed my mind. Trump is not fucked up, is he?

Take your Wrong opinions to Wrong Land and go eat some Wrong Burgers because you are Wrong.

I’ve still got the Apostles Creed memorized. I’m pretty sure I could blend.

“That was when they suspended the Constitution. They said it would be temporary. There wasn’t even any rioting in the streets. People stayed home at night, watching television, looking for some direction. There wasn’t even an enemy you could put your finger on.”-The Handmaid’s Tale

Chrissy Teigen is hilarious

Massaging my temples while I quietly whisper to myself, “Anger is a tool, not a default. Anger is a tool, not a default.”

And there it is..My official reason for a permanent switch over to CBS, where they do news for grown-ups. Website sucks, but I’ll manage.

I’m a Republican. This is beyond party politics. This is a risk to our very foundation of a country, no matter what side of the political spectrum you’re on.

If my state is full of republican elected officials that i voted against anyway, then does it really matter much to them if i call and voice my dissatisfaction? Maybe just sheer volume from being inundated with calls MIGHT sway them, but i dont really have any leverage in the great commonwealth of Kentucky where even…

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

I am distantly related to these people, though through the line without money or influence, but through the line that carries these particular mental disorders. I barely just escaped being "Little Edie'd" by my mother, and she still managed to steal a good part of my life. The documentary is more like a horror film…