I have a weird fascination and attraction to Elon Musk. Confessional Thursday.

I wish the happy couple all the best.

Those faces. “Oh shit, dog.”

Every now and then I try that thin bird like Aussie accent Holly Hunter used for the film and say ‘the piano’ under my breath, which always creeps my family out.

Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.

R+J

She was always gorgeous but has gotten more beautiful every year. And she rolls her own cigarettes during interviews. She hangs out with Richard Branson on his island while it burns in paradise. She marries people named Rock N Roller or something. Smoking is a nasty habit but she just seems like she doesn’t give a…

I adore this song.

They should have pulled a Trump. “We, the pool dumpster party people, do not endorse you. Further, we don’t need or want your endorsement. Additionally, we think you are a fraud and a cheat. In conclusion, my daughter can issue the permits we need anytime we need one in the future. You’re fired.”

In agreement here. I gave her show a try as I’ve been trying to fill the Oprah afternoon void for about a decade now. Wendy says something dumb and slightly offensive and then reads her audience to determine her own commentary. You can watch it happen. She is the Trump of talk shows. She gets guests on, kisses their…

When did Vickie acquire a lisp? Why didn’t she get off this crazy train three years ago? That is saddest party I’ve ever been to, and I didn’t even attend. I’ve watched this show since 2007 and at this point, they need to bring back Jo. This show is bonkers (especially the OC franchise). Bravo treats these women with…

Third Eye Blind was never uncool. I still have the CDs in my big ass black CD book that smells like a mildew from the trunk of my ‘99 Toyota. Motorcycle Drive By is one of the best songs ever written. This bit of news is so funny, good for them.

The same with Miley. Once she started being a freak lovin free spirit, they had lots to say and pray about. It’s always okay for a woman to be adored, as long as she is “chaste” in their eyes.

This is what I got caught up on. I want to say to people like this ala Chris Rock - “They still make you??”

Please stop with the light scruff, boys. I don’t like it. Commit to it. Either logger man beard (only goes well with great cheekbones, strong jaw and piercing eyes) or go clean shaven (goes well with anything that buys me a party boat with a slip and slide). These men look too chipper. I don’t see any problems I can…

I will have church giggles about your reply for the next decade.

I almost spit the coffee out on this one!

Sorry, meant to post reply to AllieCat.

I heard the entire episode, because I sat in my truck with the air running, compelled to hear her story until the bitter end. She was much more kind to her mother (and the grandfather) than I would have been, but I understood how complex an issue it must have been for her to navigate among people she loves and who…

Jenna Bush Hager seems like a nice woman who sounds like she has a retainer in her mouth. I should know because I remember those days of wearing a retainer. It’s like Texas and New England dialect just don’t know how to mix properly for her. Every time they force Natalie Moralez and Jenna to go camping or some stunt,…