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Jenna Bush Hager seems like a nice woman who sounds like she has a retainer in her mouth. I should know because I remember those days of wearing a retainer. It’s like Texas and New England dialect just don’t know how to mix properly for her. Every time they force Natalie Moralez and Jenna to go camping or some stunt,

Half of my family tree were crackers in mid central Florida. As some of them got rich off of citrus acreage and various hobbies, they rose in social classes down there. Trust me, the words that come out of some of those old folks is not something I am proud of. It is true, many many people think that eating things

We watched it last night. Like most of this season, there were up and down moments for both him and the skits. Kate McKinnon steals every scene she’s in. I’m not going into detail of Drake’s scenes, because I physically can’t, too much wine during the viewing. Drake has a nerdy vibe that I like, a self depreciating

I’m waiting for Slade to create an account and show up here, asking why informed and educated women are insecure around such powerful male businessmen like himself.

When we are single, they ask-when are you going to married? When we get married, I heard- when’s the baby? We have children and the anxiety they bring is never ending and not usually because of some act of their own but merely their existence and potential affect on the world, either small or large. I hope, as a

Is this true? Ima have to look that up.

What’s worse than man boys like Kurt Cameron is the women who fall in line with this way of thinking, like many of my (old) acquantances seem to be doing as they age. These were once women with college degrees, who traveled, who had dreams. But some women settle, I’m sorry it’s true. They settle because of several

The big necklaces (or “pieces” as some call them) are great for the over 40 crowd like myself. They cover wrinkles and sunspots and hickeys from the pool boy/bug man. Luann is a smart one.

GMA lost me when Sam the Weather guy left and they fired/ whatever the other guy not so important but they had something good there for a while. Now Charlie Rose has me every morning for a while. Good for Strahan. He is competent and has been a willing partner for a lot of goofy shit on that Regis show.

Yes, people like myself who get a brief moment of time and free antennae rabbit ears to get networks (when there’s no tornadoes, flooding, or hurricanes) switch between the 3 networks to catch some headlines. CBS Morning is the best of course. But it really sucks when DWTS season is on and all of ABC is about that and

Men “Big and Tall.” Women “Plus Size.” There is a shit ton of bullshit there. One denotes strength, one denotes a ‘burden.” I’m a Gen x-er and I can’t believe we are still putting up with this marketing bullshit aimed at keeping the women folk looking like an umbrella stick in a margarita. So glad at least it’s being

Yes, I spent hours on the amazon rabbit hole one night, trying to get on board like the hubby who hates brick and mortars. So many bad reviews, thin see through clothing for women, cut in “women’s” sizes but that fit like a pre-teen’s wardrobe would. So many complaints about seams literally falling apart. I’m sure

A fan since the beginning, I agree Sunday’s episode was a big fat turd. Rick just leaving like that. Darryl having a moody teenaged bitch fit and riding off with nothing but a few words? Can someone please move his hair out of his eyes, it’s been years! The mid season opener was such a fresh one (zany, even?) that

Whoah there, Nelly. There ARE Democrats in Kentucky. I know of four.

they eat each other, dear.

it’s rude to talk about people when they are in the same room as you, ya’ll. (looks in mirror, remembers it’s time to get her roots done)

Leo Dicaprio

NO NO NO. someone will grab my head, pull it down from the ceiling and water me like it’s 1979.

Jon Hamm’s voice is Biblical in a low bass read the 10 Commandments kind of way. I can’t imagine him being 10 or 24. He came out of the womb with a scotch in one hand and a cigarette in another.

Science! it’s all relative- dinosaurs, the supposed roundness of the Earth, where the Garden of Eden was located.