Show me the whole damn car! Jesus... can’t stand all these detail shots without an overarching establishing shot

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

So it appears the only way to keep Carroll Shelby from signing a Cobra glovebox is to hide the car from him.

Lol, thanks Russ. Appreciate the update.

This is the dumbest thing I’ve read today

Nii-ugh. Hold on, Niiiiiaaaah. Nnnnnniiiiiiahhhh.

“You’d think that at $6 a pop every customer would be buying 4 or 5 a day.”

If you pull your pants down in public, you waive the right to be insulted by observations.

What’s your favorite insult? My favorite is “You’re a joke.” I’ve only actually deployed this while having a raging argument with someone in my head while showering, but I feel like it’s pretty good.

“The Goths are cresting the hill”

For all those of you who believe that only Trump supporters can be misogynists and that his opponents always have the moral high-ground may I present ChicosBailBonds.

21 miles? More like 84 quarter miles amiright

That’s nothing. I’ve heard of a car that can start in 1985 and end up in 1955.

Leave Sheetz out of this. That is a damned fine chain I will defend vociferously.

Yeah, I was raised in Western PA. Hell, NPR’s Marketplace did a series on my home town after the election. But yeah, they need to send some reporters to some different places.

I know a lot of people shit on Little Caesars, and I’m fully aware that it’s not great pizza by any stretch, I will firmly maintain that at 5 bucks and not having to order ahead, it’s worth that price. Throw on breadsticks and sauce and you’re golden. Papa John’s is far too expensive in relation to how terrible it is.

Hardywood Gingerbread Stout is delicious.

That’s gonna be one Zeno’s paradox kinda number.

We didn’t destroy his career. His own actions destroyed his career. We’re saying that there are standards to which our elected officials should be held, and Franken has fallen short of those standards of his own volition.

You’re exactly the kind of guy restaurant workers loath.