You are now in the concussion protocol.

Their new offensive coordinator is Tom Foolery.

He’s currently undergoing a Schrödinger’s CATscan.

He’s eligible to play this week, right?

I like the idea of him and May doing a show where they plan to strip down an engine and, by the end of the first season, they’ve almost picked the engine degreaser they’re going to use. But it’ll be the most insightful discussion on engine degreasers that television has ever seen.

must determine whether or not the tweet made a football like move

Lucky for this bar brawling, boob-grabbing domestic abuser that he didn’t take a knee during the anthem, or his career would be over.

A close call, I think we can all agree.

One thing I’ve always wondered is why a certain very common type of internet commenter is so fixated on group masturbation rituals.

...so no one but utility fleets buy it?

Wow I bet you’re a lot of fun at parties.

You could say the driver was blindsided

She’s like the original AHCA

Oh sure, now they want Kaepernick to get down on his knees.

its worth the investment in the warranty over not getting one. anyone with a basic understanding of sentence structure could’ve gotten that.

You, however, can fuck off.

How about that. A touching story from Penn State that doesn’t make me throw up.

If Britain and the US took these refugees, this story wouldn't exist.

I’m sorry but the answer here is no. Drew, you are categorically wrong. Movie actors today don’t do jack. Watch them. They’re in a race to say their lines as boring as they possibly can. Have you seen Mr. Robot? God, what a good show, but that dude is boring af! Next time you watch a show, close your eyes and just…

Do the assholes who buy these things use their hands for anything?