You are now in the concussion protocol.

Their new offensive coordinator is Tom Foolery.

He’s currently undergoing a Schrödinger’s CATscan.

He’s eligible to play this week, right?

I like the idea of him and May doing a show where they plan to strip down an engine and, by the end of the first season, they’ve almost picked the engine degreaser they’re going to use. But it’ll be the most insightful discussion on engine degreasers that television has ever seen.

must determine whether or not the tweet made a football like move

Lucky for this bar brawling, boob-grabbing domestic abuser that he didn’t take a knee during the anthem, or his career would be over.

A close call, I think we can all agree.

One thing I’ve always wondered is why a certain very common type of internet commenter is so fixated on group masturbation rituals.

...so no one but utility fleets buy it?

Wow I bet you’re a lot of fun at parties.

You could say the driver was blindsided

Right before work today my dog decided to do something very bad: run out the door. I eventually got her and brought her back, but she knew she’d done something wrong. So I put her in the apartment and hightailed it to work (late), hardly saying anything to her. When I got back after work, she came running up to me and…

She’s like the original AHCA

Oh sure, now they want Kaepernick to get down on his knees.

Woohoo! I can have my asparagus water delivered by drone now in an oversized box filled mostly with air pillows.

its worth the investment in the warranty over not getting one. anyone with a basic understanding of sentence structure could’ve gotten that.

You try to brag about money, barely put together a sentence, while trying to sound like an authority on everything. Winning.

You, however, can fuck off.

How about that. A touching story from Penn State that doesn’t make me throw up.