If Britain and the US took these refugees, this story wouldn't exist.

I’m sorry but the answer here is no. Drew, you are categorically wrong. Movie actors today don’t do jack. Watch them. They’re in a race to say their lines as boring as they possibly can. Have you seen Mr. Robot? God, what a good show, but that dude is boring af! Next time you watch a show, close your eyes and just…

Do the assholes who buy these things use their hands for anything?

Just sold my MS3 recently too ... watching the vid, my estimate is in the 70mph range tops, as well. Nowhere near running the revs up, even though he hit 4th, but I also saw a 50mph sign, so I fail to see anything severely wrong with what the tech was doing. 100mph would probably need to the very top of 4th or a…

I have an MS3. Sounds like he’s shifting into 4th for a little bit by the end of his acceleration, but he’s not running 3rd out. Sounds also like he’s shifting around 3k, which is typical for most cars but the MS3 isn’t even into the meat of it’s powerband yet. So my guess is that it’s more like 60-70mph tops. 4th…

Hmmm. If they’re just chopping off the “de” from “Escalade” badging, I wonder if this hints at the return of the “de Ville.” No need for those letters to go to waste.

Caldwell went on to say, “If not for second chances, I’d never be here making...jeepers, over four million dollars a year? That can’t be right, can it? Me...four million dollars? Damn. ...Anyway, I, uh, second chances are good.”

I’ll take being called small over passing up $54m to continue trying to play (when I want to keep playing anyway) every day of the week.

So did Deadspin, Eddie.

Don’t be THAT guy. No one likes him.

How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?

You suck

I recently got an absolutely fantastic piano for my wife for free off of Craigslist. It was a rich family who bought it for their son to learn on, and he didn’t take to it. My wife’s been playing for 3 decades so this was a big treat for her to have an actual piano (as opposed to a keyboard). In fact, she’s playing it…

Maybe you shouldn't be here...

Maybe it’s time you embraced something new....With arms wide open.

In one of these please.

Is brown and blown out supposed to get me to buy a new HDR TV?

Pretty sure that’s a....

I found nothing in mine except a long list of students who think Facebook Messenger is an appropriate medium for contacting their professor when they’ve missed class.