Manning soon clarified that it was Ashley who hit the fountain of youth, and he threatened to sue Ponce de León.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambeau, dude.

Dodge Neon SRT-4. Specifically, I wanted one until I drove mine home. I bought it used (I think it was an ‘04, I don’t remember, only had it a month), ran great on the test drive, and then never drove right again. Something happened to it where it was lacking power...I thought I was imagining it until a week later…

Somebody really dug Beck’s Tropicalista phase enough to steal two cars?

I believe its called “The Final Countdown” edition in Europe...

I would hazard a guess and say the bugginess of that car has little to do with the mileage and much to do with it being an '02 Sunfire.

My brother in law just spent $80 on eBay for one for his Jetta. It claimed that it’d give him between 25-50 extra horses. I convinced him to maybe do a quick google search before he installed it.

Not sure if #5 is evidence for or against the ‘vette...

The back seat actually has awesome headroom for a coupe!

This

Why would you want to take a Dodge Caliber on a joy ride?

Why stop at posters?

MPGs? Really?

I didn't see anything about tires in the article?

Maybe if he bought 99 Nokia phones instead, they could have been... N-Gage'd

I went to the tour a couple weeks back in DC! Got hit with a photo radar ticket for speeding in a construction zone on my way home... at 2 a.m. Thanks Obama.

I wasn't using a rule. I was cracking a joke. Early on, I wrote: "I would caution you:"

Toyota Hellcamry.

Figured this would have made the list.

Y'know what I like about these Lincolns, man? They get older, their buyers stay the same age.