Why stop at posters?

MPGs? Really?

I didn't see anything about tires in the article?

Maybe if he bought 99 Nokia phones instead, they could have been... N-Gage'd

I went to the tour a couple weeks back in DC! Got hit with a photo radar ticket for speeding in a construction zone on my way home... at 2 a.m. Thanks Obama.

I wasn't using a rule. I was cracking a joke. Early on, I wrote: "I would caution you:"

Toyota Hellcamry.

Figured this would have made the list.

Y'know what I like about these Lincolns, man? They get older, their buyers stay the same age.

Because that would make it heavier, more expensive and less fun.

Yes, we will do that on the same day that anyone gives a shit about what you think.

You don't buy an Aston Martin for the speed. You buy one to be the classiest motherfucker around.

Please be even better. And please cause the folks over at Mazda to get off their asses and release a new Mazdaspeed.

Mazdaspeed 3? Ford Focus ST? Volkswagen GTI?

2.) Pittsburg

An otherwise wealthy man goes into a bank in New York and asks for a loan...says he will put up his Ferrari as collateral. The bank's loan manager seems puzzled since the guy isn't stuck for funds and asks where the car is and he says "right outside". The loan manager says "how much do you want?" Guy replies…

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That would be so cool. Even better, though probably not practical, would be via NFC or something with your cell phone.

Drivers.

The undercover sting operation was just the law performing their Civic duty. Pouncy will probably end up being Madrigal's EX.