That’s weird. I thought Phyllis worked in Scranton, Pa.

I had a similar question last year. Traded in the speed on an Audi A4 Avant. Worked out just great.

Hot Take: Any pizza that’s cut in a grid as opposed to slices CANNOT be considered the best of anything.

Well, it FEELS likes it’s been on since 2001

Most days I just Netflix and Netflix, I guess

I have a Christian Bale body! I’m finally SEXY!!!

Yeah man. It was just like dating. You start out, and the little things are fine. No big deal. You convince yourself that they’re not so bad at all. In fact, they make it interesting. But then it’s like Chinese water torture...over time, it’s just too much. Loved my old car. Love my new car just a bit more (until…

Oh man. Yeah. I had my “affordable dream car” for 4 years, but I was starting to become less enamored with it. There were a few mechanical things that were starting to poke their heads out (including some pretty major knocking under acceleration that had me wondering), some things with the aesthetics, newer features…

If I want a used Toyota I’ll get a Camry. - my dad

We knew he liked beer, but we’re just learning how much he hates red, red wine.

I found my wife and soulmate the first month of college. I saw this amazing looking girl in this green dress with cream tights taking her tray up to the accumulator in the dining hall, and I turned to my friend at the table beside me and said, “Mark my words; she will be mine.” (Yeah, I was 18...) Turns out that she…

I just moved from Virginia or I’d try it this weekend! I wonder what my wife would think...

That’s a long way to go for a Sheetz run. But probably worth it

Infinity will go on forever

You’re not from the northeast, are you? Sheetz is like Wawa, if Wawa was good. I just moved to where there are no Sheetz, and it’s one of the things I miss the most.

I’m represented by Sen. Donnelly (just moved to Indiana, not proud of it, and moving out of Indiana in just a few weeks - thank God), but he did post a statement on Twitter just recently that he will not vote for Kavanaugh. So...yay! And whew

The 959 was (and is) my favorite supercar. Yeah, I loved the Testarossa and the Countach (I grew up in the 80s, what can I say?), but the 959 was special. I remember my parents taking a trip to Germany and bringing me back a hotwheels-type model of the 959, and it was just perfection. I can’t wait to see one in person…

I would rather watch Clooney as Batman than Leto as the Joker.

It’s not the worst comedy set I’ve ever seen, but it’s up there. I personally liked the whole “let’s take it down a notch...or 10.” Classic comedy gold.

$17,000 is the jumping off point for that engine. With all of the other options ticked (including the turbo kit that gets it to that much HP), it’s more like $25,000. But that does include a free t-shirt.