I think that the hope is that the owner would just leave the car and call to get the glass replaced. The owner gets alternate transportation for the day, doesn’t actually turn the car on, then they come back that night and take it. Might only work 3 times out of 10, but that’s more than enough.

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Look, I’m a professional stage director. This dude didn’t give up Broadway. This is straight up some dinner theater in Poughkeepsie shit.

She does not look clean. Like, at all.

I remember the first time my grandma convinced me to try strawberry pretzel salad. I was reluctant. It didn’t seem like it would be good. And then, 5 servings later, I realized that I had met my personal kryptonite

When I was a freshman in college (back in the mid-90s) my girlfriend and I would always go to the Panda at the mall food court for dinner pretty much every Friday or Saturday. It got to the point that they knew our orders before we even said anything. By the time Valentine’s Day rolled around, I had stockpiled 2 full…

Feel welcome to amend your post at any time.

Wait. So...black dude gets extreme DUI, team releases him. White dude gets extreme DUI, team gives him a vacation and a (to him, I’m sure) small fine. I feel like there’s a phrase for this sort of imbalance...

I tried the “what I meant to say was...” defense on a test in middle school once. My teacher did not seem to care.

I had a High Life tonight, actually. Really nice on a Monday with a cheap burger. Truly the champagne of beers.

Heresy! It needs to have more hp, a stick shift, and be a wagon. Or at least a hatch. Preferably painted brown.

Yes, but what about the POST credit scene? The ant playing the drum kit. I think it can only point to a Beatles reunion

Hardywood in Richmond, Va, makes a cream ale that I really enjoy. Apparently Richmond was the first place to ever sell canned beer, a cream ale, so Hardywood’s is an homage to that. They even put instructions on how to open the can (it’s just a normal can!) on the label.

You’d think that the QB for the Falcons would have better things to do with his time than email Deadspin. Guess that’s the offseason for ya

Also “car can perform this good.” I mean, I guess shaving second seconds off of a lap time makes the world a better place...

Wow. How in the world, in a list of best sports catchphrases, could you miss

Unpaid wages, or hush money? Oh the things this guy must know about the president...

I’m not defending the production, as I haven’t seen it, but Robert LePage is one of the smartest directors in the entire world. He very well be making a point with this production. I don’t know. But there may be more to this than just oblivious white people doing the wypipo thing.

This is one more case of “justifiable racism.” Like, it’s totally racism, but it’s not really because it’s just standing up for following the rules, and she’d totally say that to someone of any race. Just ask her. (But it totally is racism.)

Michael Harriot is by far the best writer in all of the Gizmodo network, and you’re giving him notes on his article?!? Did you even read it?