On a related note, if anyone is looking to buy a house in West Virginia, let me know. I have one for sale (and this is why!).

I don’t think that’s how they’re looking at it. Build a base, figure out what exactly the product is, and then figure out how to make it profitable. Have you ever wondered why MoviePass keeps changing their offer every few weeks? It’s because they’re figuring out exactly what the product is right now. Once they nail…

“Dude, dude, dude. It’s fine. Trump totally banged that porn star and then paid her off. No big deal. And guess what else. Now, I was told not to tell anyone, but he’s totally gonna fire that Mueller dude. Up top, now, Sean, don’t leave me hanging.”

That’s a great story, but really that’s only the instructions given to the guitar tech, and had the guitar gently weeped its way back to earth, then of course Oprah would probably have it. But it didn’t come back down, as we can clearly see in the video. It instead flew up into heaven, where George Harrison plays it…

I like the pictures. It’s fun to see the details. Drakkon can literally just not scroll through them.

It had at least 2 weaknesses, the other being that after about 125,000 miles, carbon would build up in some hole in the engine causing it to burn about a quart of oil ever 1000 miles or so. It’s been a while since I had mine, so I don’t remember exactly the issue, but that was the only thing that I ever didn’t like…

As a Ravens fan, I’m still ugly crying for joy at this. It may as well be a Hallmark movie. 

Gwar has a bar. Called Gwarbar. Where they sell GwarBQ sauce. When I lived in Richmond, I was in there 2-3 times a week.

Someone recently gave me a DVD to watch, and the only place I could do that was on my work computer. I don’t have a single DVD player anywhere in my house anymore.

I’m throwing on my Buddy Band and grabbing my giant brick of a cell phone. Meet you at the Max in 10.

Kate, you can pair “Zach Morris is Trash” with the podcast “Go Bayside” for a pretty awesome 1-2 punch of nostalgia fueled SBTB awesomeness.

It’s listed for $6500 now. Still CP all day long at that price, but getting closer to it’s actual value ($300 and a half used Starbucks gift card).

Please. Gray with the red interior, like an armadillo shaped red velvet cake.

Thank God for white Jesus Sean Hannity!

Christopher Reeves, Ty Cobb...it’s like lawyers for Republicans are too ashamed to use their real names so they pick the names of dead celebrities (I’m guessing to throw off Google searches when they’re inevitably in the news for something their client did).

Can I please be friends with Amy Randell? Anyone who’s that passionate but also that quick to apologize...seems like good people!

Wikipedia didn’t have completely accurate info? I’m shocked.

This is brilliant on Shandling’s part, but so uncomfortable! I had to watch this in minute and a half installments.

That’ll probably help it from shattering too. Thanks for the tip a year too late...

Finally a reason to be sober in Morgantown.