This assumes they actually serve a purpose. Seeing that 99% of the things in this game don't, I think it's a safe guess to assume they're working as intended (by having no function).

Bey sez “WHO”?

They get under the stall doors so easily.

“The male performer can’t say anything back to me or say anything at all. I’d say it just feels a little unnatural.”

I thought about doing this, but then I realized, if we ALL do this, then we will be facing a Trump-Sanders election and I cannot fucking stand the idea of two crazy old white men yelling at each other for another goddamn election. And that made me realize that Hillary wasn’t just the foregone conclusion, she was the…

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

This article might give you some more things to think about. You are framing this as though the only privileges afforded to inmates for their religious professions are hats and an hour on Sunday. This is not true.

I guess “Bungie’s space treadmill” was just too real...

Do you think it was acceptable for the BLM protesters to hold signs calling Hillary a murderer and demanding that she be tried for crimes against humanity? Why do they get a pass for being assholes? You sure as shit would call them out if they held signs calling Bernie or his wife a murderer.

Three stories in 24 hours about a BLM heckler at a Bill Clinton speech, yet when BLM protested Sanders they put up an article chastising BLM for not knowing enough about race relations to target the right politicians. (You might even call it talking down to minorities! Well, an unbiased observer might. I’m sure you…

Can Jezebel stop writing about this?

Can Jezebel stop writing about this? The Clinton Crime Bill seems to be beyond this staff’s level of comprehension.

You and me both. And I still don’t understand why so many Black Lives Matter protesters protest Bill and Hillary Clinton. They’ve both gone on record expressing regret on policy decisions they’ve made, and have apologized for them. So, what is it people still want?

+1

God this episode is a fucking Rorschach test. The blacklivesmatter protesters aren’t wrong - the crime bill had devistating effects on black communities. Bill Clinton isn’t wrong, the crack epidemic was a real thing and from Al Sharpton to Dick Cheney and people from every stripe between wanted more policing in gang…

You act like if a cop stopped you for doing something that is neither unsafe nor illegal that you would be totally fine with him grabbing you.

Her attorney is garbage.

“it would be great if BLM could come up with some solid goals and a cohesive message of things they would like to achieve”