Not everyone’s a good TypeR.

It actually strikes me as cheap, considering it’ll obliterate the $161,000 Cayenne Turbo S.

The older Vipers show E with 12 gallons left in the tank, which get you about 6 miles.

I call bullshit- these are imperial gallons so the car is running on bigger fumes.

You can say that again.

I thought we agreed it was:

FAST & EXPENDABLE?

+1 to F&F-Expendables crossover

Fast 9: Jesse somehow didn’t die and has been working behind the scenes as an even more secretive and elite CIA agent to help the crew.

Fast Nine to be a prequel to The Fast & The Furious in which we learn why Jesse’s father was initially in jail.

Jesse’s father to be played by Jean Claude Van Damme. Vin Diesel, the Rock & Jason Statham to star somehow as well.

Is your Rolls-Royce Cunnilingus fast?

“Oh hell yeah. It gets there lickety-split.”

No wonder it’s coming.

I read that as “Rolls-Royce Cunnilingus”. I would buy that.

these rims...I think I love this. I could do without the hella flush look but those rims on that P-car are fab

If you’re not bringing your kids on your fast drives, why carry around five extra seats and 5,500 pounds of curb weight?

So I take it you were driving the miata.

So you drive like an asshole too?

Miata illegally passes over a double yellow on blind turns and almost causes a head on collision? Maybe that’s what was wrong with it? I dunno though, I’m just a human being with eyes.

who gave you security clearance

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