He said he didn’t want a cheap feeøing interior , that rules both of them out.

He said he doesn’t want a cheap-feeling interior.

Agreed, this seems like the Obvious Choice. Or used Evo if you want to be different. Not the one in this picture though, get a real one, with a 4G63.

Really? No one is going to say WRX?

It’s completely misleading to call these “old Jets from Russia.” Misleading to the point of objective dishonesty.

Here I was hoping they were gonna buy some weird old Ilyushin aircraft to save money.

Next Trump tweet:

I’ll have what you’re having.

I think a better option would be to take the Type R and make it look like a ‘normal’ Civic (which is slightly less ugly).

It did not, however seem like a sauce McDonald’s would have put out, as it tasted too much like food.

We are Froot.

I’d just like to point out that I greatly dislike the term “Frunk.” I much prefer the combination of the British-sourced “Boot” with the common “Front” for the delightful “Froot.”

Roger Jobs’ dealership is fantastic. I came in looking for an R8 in a dirty golf after skiing and they helped me try to find one in the local area. He is closed on Sundays not because he has to but because his employees deserve the day off and he leaves his 918 in the showroom for everyone to gaze upon.

I think that’s more the problem though. It’s not that they tried to verify if he was someone even worth talking to, it was that they were dicks about it. I have no problem with a friendly salesperson coming up to me and slipping in a casual “so what do you do” as part of some polite small talk. But if you’re an ass…

My dad wanted to order a 991 Turbo S, got the non-stop run around from the huge Porsche dealer in Bellevue, called up the one in Bellingham (Roger Jobs), they couldn’t have been more professional and courteous, drove up there and put his order it with zero fuss and bull. When I was looking for a Cayman, went right to…

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I always find it funny when dealership employees or any employee for that matter make fun of people who can’t afford a $200k car or other pricy stuff. Dude, you are a sales employee. You can’t afford that shit either, so don’t act all mighty.

Had the opposite story a few years back. A friend’s girlfriend was looking for an Audi TT, and the Audi dealership is right next door to Porsche. A salesman made me drive a Cayman R (no GT3RS, okay) even though I told him I didn’t want to buy, I was just lusting over it. He asked for my license and went inside, came…

I’m irrational, but I’m not crazy.