Two weeks ago, I accidentally carried on a 3" Philips-head screwdriver, and last week, my coworker accidentally brought one of the Stanley steak knives pictured here. I think you have a pretty good chance with this spork.

Two weeks ago, I accidentally carried on a 3" Philips-head screwdriver, and last week, my coworker accidentally…

Are you having a bad day? You disagree with a person on the Internet - a self-described loner - and you tell this person to kill him or herself.