Rishloo’s independently published “Living as Ghosts with Buildings as Teeth” takes my cake. 

I make about $31.50 and can barely support my 3 kids. A single person cannot support themselves at minimum wage these days.

I imagine this will be a tremendous boon for speedrunners, provided it is possible to start over with the sword. 

I don’t understand why they keep repeating that this is the fastest console yet. Are we meant to believe that there was a possibility that this might not be as fast as the stuff that came out years before it?

A nu start? Sounds like daddy needs to get his rocks off.

I’m not sure I would be comfortable carrying around a 10"+ handheld console. I’m using an 8" tablet to write this and the size feels about right.